Heathers: The Musical (2022 Filmed Live) · 01
Opening and Beautiful
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
September 1st, 1989.
1989年9月1日。
Dear diary.
亲爱的日记。
I think I'm a good person.
我想我是个好人。
I believe there's good in everyone,
我相信每个人心里都有善意，
but here we are first day of senior year.
可眼下却是高三第一天。
I see these kids I've known all my life and wondered,
我看着这些从小就认识的孩子，心里直犯嘀咕，
what happened?
到底怎么了？
Ensemble群演
Freak! Slut! Burnout!
怪胎！荡妇！废柴！
Bug-Eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!
大眼怪！装模作样！死胖子！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
We were so tiny Happy and shiny
我们那时多小啊，快乐又亮堂
Playing tag And getting chased
捉迷藏，追着跑
Ensemble群演
Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!
怪胎！荡妇！失败者！低能儿！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Singing and clapping Laughing and napping
唱歌拍手，笑着打盹
Baking cookies, eating paste
烤饼干，吃浆糊
Ensemble群演
Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!
女同！装腔作势！驼背！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Then we got bigger
然后我们长大了
That was the trigger Like the Huns invading Rome
那一下就像导火索，活像匈奴入侵罗马
Ram Sweeney & Veronica Sawyer拉姆·斯威尼 & 维罗妮卡·索耶
Move Uh, sorry!
让开。啊，抱歉！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Welcome to my school This ain't no high school
欢迎来到我的学校，这可不是普通高中
This is the Thunderdome
这里是雷霆竞技场
Hold your breath And count the days
憋住气，数着日子过
Ensemble & Veronica Sawyer群演 & 维罗妮卡·索耶
We're graduating soon White trash!
我们很快就要毕业了，白垃圾！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
College will be paradise If I'm not dead by June!
大学会是天堂，要是我六月前没死的话！
But I know
但我知道
I know Life can be beautiful
我知道，人生可以很美好
I pray I pray for a better way
我祈祷，我祈祷能有条更好的路
If we changed back then
如果我们当年能改变
We could change again
我们现在也还能再变一次
We can be beautiful
我们也能变得美好
Ow! Just not today
哎哟！今天可不行
Hey, are you okay?
嘿，你没事吧？
Ensemble群演
Get away, nerd.
滚开，书呆子。
Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo!
怪胎！荡妇！瘸子！同性恋！
Homo! Homo!
同性恋！同性恋！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Things will get better soon As my letter comes
好事很快就会来，等我的录取信到了就知道
From Harvard, Duke, or Brown
来自哈佛、杜克或者布朗
Wake from this coma Take my diploma
从这场昏睡里醒来，拿到我的毕业证
Then I can blow this town
然后我就能离开这鬼地方
Dream of my ivy-covered walls And smoky French cafes
梦见爬满常春藤的高墙，还有烟雾缭绕的法式咖啡馆
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
Watch this!
看好了！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Fight the urge To strike a match
忍住想点火的冲动
And send this dump ablaze!
把这破地方一把烧了！
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
Oops.
哎呀。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Ram Sweeney.
拉姆·斯威尼。
Third year as linebacker.
担任线卫第三年。
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays
把午餐盘打翻这事，已经干到第八年了
and being a huge dick.
还是个彻头彻尾的大混蛋。
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
What did you say to me, skank?
你刚才说什么，贱货？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Nothing.
没什么。
But I know, I know
可我知道，我知道
I know life can be beautiful
我知道人生可以很美
I pray, I pray I pray for a better way
我祈祷，我一再祈祷，求一条更好的路
We were kind before
我们从前也曾善良
We can be kind once more
我们还能再善良一次
We can be beautiful
我们也能变得美好
Beautiful!
美丽啊！
Agh! Hey, Martha.
啊！嘿，玛莎。
Martha玛莎
Hey.
嘿。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers.
玛莎·邓斯托克，我从穿尿布时就认识的死党。
She's got a huge heart.
她心特别软。
Around here, that's not enough.
在这儿，这还远远不够。
Martha玛莎
Thanks. We on for movie night?
谢了。今晚电影夜还算数吧？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail.
对，你负责准备吉菲爆米花。
Martha玛莎
I rented The Princess Bride.
我租了《公主新娘》。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
No, again?
又来？
Don't you have it memorized by now?
你不会已经背下来了吧？
Martha玛莎
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending.
我能说什么？我就吃这一套大团圆结局。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Martha Dumptruck!
玛莎·垃圾车！
If you wanna slim down,
想瘦点的话，
you need more protein in your diet.
你得多补点蛋白质。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Kurt Kelly.
库尔特·凯利。
Quarterback.
四分卫。
He is the smartest guy on the football team.
他是橄榄球队里最聪明的那个。
Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
差不多就像矮子里个头最高的那个。
What is wrong with you?
你到底哪根筋不对？
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?
不好意思，你真的是在跟我说话吗？
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
My buddy Kurt just asked you a question.
我哥们儿库尔特刚问你话呢。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
What gives you the right to pick on my friend?
你凭什么欺负我朋友？
I mean, look at you.
你看看你自己。
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen.
你就是个等着过气的高中废物。
A future gas station attendant.
将来顶多去加油站打工。
You got a zit right there.
你这儿长了颗痘。
Dear Diary.
亲爱的日记。
Why Why do they hate me?
为什么，为什么他们讨厌我？
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Why don't I fight back? Why do I act
我为什么不还手？我为什么却
Like such a creep?
像个这么怪的家伙？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Why? Why won't he date me?
为什么？为什么他就是不肯跟我约会？
Why did I wear this?
我干吗穿这身？
Why do I cry myself To sleep?
我为什么只能哭着入睡？
Why? Somebody hug me!
为什么？谁来抱抱我！
Somebody fix me! Somebody save me!
谁来修好我！谁来救救我！
Send me a sign, God!
给我一个征兆，上帝！
Give me some hope here! Something to live for!
给我一点希望！给我个活下去的理由！
Ensemble群演
Ah! Heather, Heather
啊！希瑟，希瑟
And Heather!
还有希瑟！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Then there's the Heathers. They float above it all.
还有那些希瑟。她们高高飘在所有人之上。
Ensemble群演
I love Heather
我爱希瑟
Heather, and Heather
希瑟，还有希瑟
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Heather McNamara. Head cheerleader.
希瑟·麦克纳马拉。拉拉队长。
Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings.
她爸超级有钱，卖订婚戒指。
Heather Duke. Runs the yearbook.
希瑟·杜克。管校刊。
No discernible personality,
看不出什么个性，
but her mom did pay for implants.
不过她妈倒是给她掏了隆胸的钱。
And Heather Chandler.
还有希瑟·钱德勒。
The Almighty.
至高无上的女王。
Ensemble群演
Heather
希瑟
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
She is a mythic bitch.
她是个神话级贱人。
The Heathers are solid Teflon,
希瑟们简直像特氟龙一样滑不沾手，
never bothered, never harassed.
没人敢惹，也没人敢骚扰。
I would give anything to be like that.
我愿意拿一切去换成她们那样。
Ensemble群演
I'd like to be their boyfriend.
我倒想当她们的男朋友。
That would be Beautiful
那才叫美
If I sat at their table, guys would notice me.
要是我能坐到她们那桌，男生们就会注意我。
So beautiful
真美
I'd like them to be nicer.
我希望她们能和善一点。
That would Be beautiful
那才叫美
I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked
我想绑架一个希瑟，把她全裸拍下来
in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats!
关进废弃仓库里，捆着丢给老鼠啃！
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Grow up, Heather.
成熟点吧，希瑟。
Bulimia is so '87.
贪食症也太 87 了。
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Heather, I need a mint.
希瑟，给我颗薄荷糖。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
What you need, Heather, is to see a doctor.
你该去看医生了，希瑟。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Ah, Heather and Heather.
啊，希瑟和希瑟。
And Heather.
还有希瑟。
Ms. Fleming弗莱明老师
Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting.
也许你们忙着吐，没听见铃声。
You're late for class.
你们上课迟到了。
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Heather wasn't feeling well.
希瑟身体不舒服。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
We're helping her.
我们在帮她。
Ms. Fleming弗莱明老师
Not without a hall pass you're not.
没出门条可不行。
A week's detention.
罚你们留校一周。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
My parents pay your salary!
我爸妈给你发工资！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Actually, Ms. Fleming,
其实啊，弗莱明老师，
all four of us are out on a hall pass.
我们四个都是拿了走廊通行证的。
Yearbook committee.
校刊委员会。
Ms. Fleming弗莱明老师
Well, I see you're all listed.
嗯，我看你们全都登记在案。
Hurry up and get where you're going.
赶紧去你们该去的地方。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
This is an excellent forgery.
这伪造得相当高明。
Who are you?
你是谁？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Veronica Sawyer.
韦罗妮卡·索耶。
I crave a boon.
我有一事相求。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
What boon?
什么忙？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once.
让我午饭时坐你们那桌，只一次。
No talking necessary.
不用跟我说话。
If people think you guys tolerate me,
只要别人觉得你们容得下我，
they'll leave me alone.
他们就会不来烦我了。
Before you answer, I also do report cards,
你先别急着答，我还管成绩单，
permission slips and absence notes.
请假条和缺席条。
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
How about prescriptions?
处方呢？
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Shut up, Heather.
闭嘴，希瑟。
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Sorry, Heather.
抱歉，希瑟。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
For a greasy little nobody, she does have
对一个油腻兮兮的小透明来说，她倒是
good bone structure.
骨相不错。
And a symmetrical face.
脸也很对称。
If I took a meat cleaver down the center of her skull,
要是我拿剁肉刀从她头骨正中劈下去，
I'd have matching halves. That's very important.
就能得到两半完全对称的切面。这个很重要。
Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.
当然了，你也该减掉几磅了。
And ya know, ya know Ya know?
还有呢，还有呢，你懂吧，你懂吧？
This could be beautiful
这会很漂亮
Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Mascara, maybe some lip gloss And we're on our way
睫毛膏，再来点唇彩，我们就上路
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Get this girl some blush
给这姑娘来点腮红
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
And Heather I need your brush
还有，希瑟，我要你的化妆刷
Heather Chandler & Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·钱德勒 & 希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
- Let's make her beautiful - Let's make her beautiful
- 让她变漂亮 - 让她变漂亮
Let's make her beautiful Make her beautiful
让她变漂亮 变漂亮
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Okay?
好了吗？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Okay!
好了！
Ensemble群演
Out of my way, geek! I don't want trouble!
给我让开，书呆子！我可不想惹事！
You're gonna die At 3:00 p.m.
你会在下午3点死掉
Don't you dare Touch me!
别碰我！
Ensemble & Veronica Sawyer群演 & 维罗妮卡·索耶
Get away, pervert! What'd I ever do to them?
滚开，变态！我到底对他们做了什么？
Who could survive this? I can't escape this!
谁能活过这个？我逃不掉了！
I think I'm dying! Who's that with Heather?
我快死了！跟希瑟在一起的那是谁？
Ensemble群演
Whoa!
哇！
Heather, Heather, Heather
希瑟，希瑟，希瑟
And someone!
还有一个人！
Heather, Heather Heather
希瑟，希瑟，希瑟
And a babe!
还有个辣妹！
Heather, Heather Heather
希瑟，希瑟，希瑟
Veronica?
维罗妮卡？
Veronica? Veronica? Veronica?
维罗妮卡？ 维罗妮卡？ 维罗妮卡？
Heather Chandler & Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·钱德勒 & 希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
And ya know, ya know Ya know
还有呢，还有呢 你懂吧
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Life can be beautiful
人生可以很美好
You hope, you dream You pray
你期待，你做梦 你祈祷
And you get your way!
然后你就如愿以偿！
Ask me how it feels
问我那感觉怎么样
Looking like hell on wheels
顶着一副地狱战车似的鬼样子
My God, it's beautiful!
天哪，太美了！
Ensemble群演
Beautiful! My life is beautiful!
美极了！我的人生美极了！
Beautiful!
美极了！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
And when you're beautiful
而当你美得惊人
It's a beautiful Frickin' day!
今天他妈的美极了！
Ensemble群演
Heather, Heather Heather, Veronica!
希瑟，希瑟，希瑟，维罗妮卡！
Heather! Heather! Heather, Veronica!
希瑟！希瑟！希瑟，维罗妮卡！
Veronica! Veronica! Veronica!
维罗妮卡！维罗妮卡！维罗妮卡！
Veronica!
维罗妮卡！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Dear Diary, it's been three weeks
亲爱的日记，自从我和希瑟们成了朋友，已经过了三周。
since I became friends with the Heathers.
自从我和希瑟们交上朋友以来。
Friends isn't the right word exactly.
“朋友”这词不太准确。
It's more like the Heathers are people I work with.
更像是希瑟们只是和我一起混的人。
And our job is being popular and shit.
而我们的工作，就是当人气王，顺便应付一堆破事。