SIX Stage Libretto · 04
No Way
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
Mm-hmm, muy bien. So, since the day I arrived in England, let's jus say my faith
嗯哼，muy bien。这么说吧，从到英格兰那天起，我的信仰——
has been tested on more than one occasion.
——被考验了可不止一次。
First thing's first, I'm shipped over from Spain on the night of my sweet sixteenth to marry
首先呢，我在甜蜜的十六岁生日当晚，从西班牙被送过来，嫁给
some prince called Arthur, and I'm like… okay.
一个叫什么亚瑟的王子，然后我就……行吧。
Then Arthur dies, so naturally I'm imprisoned for seven years… really helped with the
然后亚瑟死了，于是很自然地，我被关了七年……这可真是帮了
grieving process ya know. But still I'm like… okay.
——悲伤疗愈的大忙，你懂吧。但我还是……行吧。
But thank God, they rescued me just in time to marry Prince Henry – my dead husband's
不过感谢上帝，他们及时救出我，让我嫁给亨利王子——我死去丈夫的
brother. Okay…
弟弟。行吧……
…so I'm thinking – bit weird, but if you'd seen him back in the summer of '09, let me tell you
……所以我就想——有点怪，但你要是见过09年夏天的他，我跟你说
he was… okay.
他可真……可以。
So seven years later we're still trying for an heir. And he's trying really hard. And I'm like…
于是七年后我们还在努力造继承人。他可是真的很努力。然后我就……
okay.
行吧。
Then he starts coming home late. "I was just with my ministers" But there's lipstick on his
然后他开始晚归。「我只是和大臣在一起」——可他领子上有
ruff. And I'm like… okay.
口红印呢。然后我就……行吧。
Suddenly he wants to annul our marriage. Move some side-chick into my palace. And move
突然他要废除我们的婚姻。把什么小三搬进我的宫殿。再把我
me into a convent.
送进修道院。
Now, I don't think I'd look that good in a wimple. So I'm like, "No Way".
话说，我觉得我戴修女头巾可不好看。所以我就说，「没门」。
YOU MUST AGREE THAT, BABY,
你得承认，宝贝，
IN ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN BY YOUR SIDE.
这些年我一直守在你身边。
I'VE NEVER LOST CONTROL
我从来没有失控过
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I KNEW YOU LIED.
不管多少次我明知你在说谎。
HAD MY GOLDEN RULE: GOTTA KEEP MY COOL,
我有我的金科玉律：必须保持冷静，
YEAH, BABY.
是的，宝贝。
Others其他王后
YOU KNOW SHE'S GOTTA KEEP IT COOL
你知道她必须保持冷静
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN
即使你已经玩够了
RUNNING AROUND WITH SOME
跟什么漂亮小东西
All众人
PRETTY YOUNG THING
到处乱跑
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
AND EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD ONE SON
即使你连戒指都没戴的
WITH SOMEONE WHO DON'T OWN A
女人
All众人
WEDDING RING
生了个儿子
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
NO MATTER WHAT I HEARD,
不管我听到了什么，
I DIDN'T SAY A WORD,
我一个字都没说，
NO, BABY.
没有，宝贝。
Others其他王后
YOU KNOW SHE NEVER SAID A WORD
你知道她一个字都没说过
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
I'VE PUT UP WITH YOUR
我忍受了你的
All众人
SHH
嘘——
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
LIKE EV'RY SINGLE DAY
每一天的破事
Others其他王后
WOAH, WOAH
哇哦 哇哦
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO
但现在是时候
All众人
SHH
嘘——
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
AND LISTEN WHEN I SAY
听我说
YOU MUST THINK THAT I'M CRAZY
你肯定觉得我疯了
YOU WANNA REPLACE ME, BABY THERE'S
你想换掉我，宝贝，告诉你——
All众人
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
没没没没没没没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
IF YOU THINK FOR A MOMENT
如果你有那么一瞬间
I'D GRANT YOU ANNULMENT, JUST HOLD UP, THERE'S
以为我会准你废除婚姻，等一下，告诉你——
All众人
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
没没没没没没没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
NO WAY
没门
NO WAY
没门
THERE'S
告诉你——
All众人
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
没没没没没没没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
NO WAY
没门
NO WAY
没门
THERE'S
告诉你——
All众人
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
没没没没没没没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
THERE'S NO WAY
绝对没门
SO YOU READ A BIBLE VERSE
于是你翻出一节经文
THAT I'M CURSED 'CAUSE I WAS YOUR BROTHER'S WIFE.
说我受了诅咒，因为我是你兄弟的妻子。
YOU SAY IT'S A PITY 'CAUSE, QUOTING LEVITICUS
你说真可惜，引用《利未记》的话——
I'LL "END UP KIDDILESS" ALL MY LIFE.
我这辈子注定「膝下无子」。
WELL, DADDY, WEREN'T YOU THERE
喂，老爹，你不是在场吗
WHEN I GAVE BIRTH TO MARY?
我生玛丽的时候？
Oh, you don't remember?
哦，你不记得了？
Others其他王后
DAUGHTERS ARE SO EASY TO FORGET
女儿总是那么容易被忘记
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
YOU'RE JUST SO FULL OF
你简直就是满嘴——
All众人
SHH
嘘——
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
MUST THINK THAT I'M NAIVE
肯定觉得我天真好骗
Others其他王后
WOAH, WOAH
哇哦 哇哦
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
I WON'T BACK DOWN, WON'T
我不会退缩，不会
All众人
SHH
嘘——
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
AND NO, I'LL NEVER LEAVE
再说一遍，我绝对不会离开
YOU MUST THINK THAT I'M CRAZY
你肯定觉得我疯了
YOU WANNA REPLACE ME, BABY THERE'S
你想换掉我，宝贝，告诉你——
All众人
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
没没没没没没没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
IF YOU THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY
如果你觉得把我送进修道院
TO SEND ME TO A NUNN'RY, HONEY, THERE'S
会很好玩的话，亲爱的，告诉你——
All众人
NO WAY
没门
NO WAY
没门
NO WAY
没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
THERE'S
告诉你——
All众人
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
没没没没没没没门
NO WAY
没门
NO WAY
没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
THERE'S
告诉你——
All众人
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
没没没没没没没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
THERE'S NO WAY
绝对没门
Dance it out, girls! (Dance break, and:) Give it up for Maria on the drums!
跳起来，姑娘们！（舞蹈间奏）掌声给鼓手Maria！
YOU'VE GOT ME DOWN ON MY KNEES,
你让我跪倒在地，
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK I'VE DONE WRONG.
请告诉我，你觉得我做错了什么。
BEEN HUMBLE, BEEN ROYAL,
我谦卑，我高贵，
I'VE TRIED TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE ALL ALONG.
我一直努力咽下我的骄傲。
IF YOU CAN JUST EXPLAIN
只要你能解释一下
A SINGLE THING I'VE DONE TO CAUSE YOU PAIN,
我做过的哪怕一件让你痛苦的事，
I'LL GO… (beat) NO?
我立刻就走……（停顿）没有？
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY
你无话可说
I'M NOT GOING AWAY
我哪里也不去
THERE'S NO WAY
绝对没门
YOU MUST THINK THAT I'M CRAZY
你肯定觉得我疯了
YOU WANNA REPLACE ME, BABY THERE'S
你想换掉我，宝贝，告诉你——
All众人
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
没没没没没没没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
YOU MADE ME YOUR WIFE
你立我为妻
SO I'LL BE QUEEN 'TIL THE END OF MY LIFE
所以我到死都是王后
All众人
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
没没没没没没没门
Others其他王后
NO WAY
没门
NO WAY
没门
NO WAY
没门
NO WAY
没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
THERE'S
告诉你——
All众人
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
呐 呐 呐 呐 呐 呐 呐 呐
NA NA NA NA NA NA NO WAY
呐 呐 呐 呐 呐 呐 没门
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
THERE'S NO WAY!
绝不可能！
So…
所以……