SIX Stage Libretto · 08
I’m Like Dead
Boleyn安妮·博林
…what a weekend, I'm like dead.
……多疯狂的周末啊，我简直累死了。
Howard凯瑟琳·霍华德
Wait, didn't you actually die?
等等，你不是真的死了吗？
Boleyn安妮·博林
Yeah, it was so extra. Anyway yeah, now I'm obvs the winner, I think I'll do another
是啊，那确实太夸张了。总之呢，现在我显然赢了，我想再来一首
solo. SO my next song is one I wrote the moment when I found out Catherine of Aragon had
独唱。所以我的下一首歌，是我得知阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
tragically died. It's called 'Wearing Yellow To A Funeral'. Hit the lights!
悲惨死去的那一刻写的。歌名叫《穿黄色去葬礼》。灯光准备！
CATHERINE WAS A MASSIVE…
凯瑟琳是个超级大……
Cleves克利夫斯的安娜
Woo, woo, woo! When did we decided you were the winner?
呜、呜、呜！我们什么时候决定你赢了？
Parr凯瑟琳·帕尔
She wants another turn.
她还想要一轮。
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
Over my dead body!
除非我死了！
Seymour简·西摩
Yeah, anyway, I'm pretty sure it's my turn next.
是啊，总之，我很确定下一个轮到我了。
Cleves克利夫斯的安娜
You? Queen please!
你？得了吧娘娘！
Howard凯瑟琳·霍华德
Yeah, weren't you 'the one he truly loved'?
是啊，你不就是“他唯一真心爱过的人”吗？
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
Oh, yeah, didn't you finally give him the son he so desperately wanted?
哦对了，你不是终于给他生了那个他梦寐以求的儿子吗？
Boleyn安妮·博林
Yeah, like I had a daughter and he literally chopped my head off?
是啊，我生了个女儿，他可是真的砍了我的脑袋呢？
Seymour简·西摩
Okay, yeah, you're right. I was lucky. Okay, I was really lucky. I was in love. I
好吧，是的，你们说得对。我很幸运。好吧，我真的很幸运。我爱过。我
just had a beautiful baby. Henry was happy 'cause thank god it was an Edward, not an
刚生了一个漂亮的宝宝。亨利很高兴，因为谢天谢地是个爱德华，不是
"Edwina"… I was so excited for his first steps, his first words. For not getting a good night's
“艾德薇娜”……我多期待他的第一步，他说的第一个词。期待着接下来三年
sleep for the next three years. But I never got to see any of that. You know, people say Henry
没觉好睡的育儿时光。但这些我一样都没能看到。你知道吗，人们说亨利
was stone-hearted, uncaring. And I'm not sure that he was.
铁石心肠、冷酷无情。但我不确定他真的是那样。
Boleyn安妮·博林
Yeah, actually come to think of it there was this one really cute time where I had a
对了，说起来还真有一次特别可爱的时候，我生了个
daughter and he chopped my head off.
女儿，然后他砍了我的脑袋。
Seymour简·西摩
Okay. Okay, look, I know that his time with the queens before me were hard,
好了。好了，听着，我知道他跟我之前的王后们在一起时很艰难，
but… they were also full of fire. He raged and stormed at them and because they were both
但是……那些关系也充满了烈火。他对她们大发雷霆，而她们两个都是
absolute badass monarchs, they raged and stormed right back.
超级强悍的君主，她们也跟他对着吼了回去。