SIX Stage Libretto · 13
After Get Down
Cleves克利夫斯的安娜
Yeah, it was really heartbreaking.
是啊，真的很让人心碎。
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
Uh, that doesn't sound difficult at all.
呃，听起来一点都不难嘛。
Cleves克利夫斯的安娜
Oh yeah, I guess you're right. I probably won't win then… Oh well, back to the
哦对啊，你说得对。那我大概赢不了了……算了，回
palace!
宫殿去啰！
Boleyn安妮·博林
So now there's one horse out of the race.
好了，有一匹马退出比赛了。
Cleves克利夫斯的安娜
Rude.
没礼貌。
Boleyn安妮·博林
Let's take a moment to check back in with the competition.
我们花点时间来回顾一下比赛状况。
So, who's still in the running? Will it be the devoted wife, the divorcee, or the one
那么，谁还在竞争中？会是忠贞的妻子、被休掉的那位、还是那个
who actually had problems to deal with?
真正有麻烦要处理的人？
Seymour简·西摩
Problems? (clicks at the band to cut off) My son had to deal with the loss of his
麻烦？（打响指示意乐队停下）我儿子不得不在失去
mother.
母亲的情况下长大。
Boleyn安妮·博林
Oh yeah. Kinda like how my body had to deal with the loss of its head.
哦对。就跟我身体不得不处理掉脑袋一样。
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
Queens, queens! Come on now. Can't you see whats happening? Comparing your
王后们，王后们！行了。你们看不出正在发生什么吗？比谁
losses isn't going to change the fact that I've already won. I mean, I was literally shipped over
更惨也改变不了我已经赢了的事实。我是说，我简直是被打包运过来的，
from a foreign country, not knowing a word of English, to marry some random dude.
从一个陌生的国家，一句英语都不会说，嫁给一个随随便便的男人。
Cleves克利夫斯的安娜
Oh my God, same!
天哪，我也是！
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
No! Okay! But then, when Henry decided he had enough of me, he didn't even
不！好吧！但是，当 Henry 受够了我，他甚至没有
have the decency to say goodbye!
体面地说声再见！
Howard凯瑟琳·霍华德
Same!
我也是！
Boleyn安妮·博林
Yeah, same! Nice neck, by the way.
对，我也是！顺便说，脖子不错。
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
Alright. Fine. How about this: when my one and only child had a raging fever,
好吧。行。那这个呢：当我唯一的孩子发高烧，
Henry didn't let me –her mother!– see her…
Henry 不让我——她的母亲！——去看她……
Seymour简·西摩
(crazy) Oh, boo-hoo! Baby Mary had the chickenpox and you didn't get to hold
（疯狂地）哦，呜呜呜！小 Mary 得了水痘你没牵到
her hand! You know, it's funny because when I wanted to hold my newborn son, I died!
她的手！你知道吗，好笑的是，当我想抱我新生儿子的时候，我死了！
Cleves克利夫斯的安娜
Guys, I have the plague!
姐妹们，我得了瘟疫！
LOL, I'm just kidding. My life's amazing.
哈哈哈，开玩笑的啦。我的人生超棒的。
Parr凯瑟琳·帕尔
Okay! You know what, I think it's time we hear from our next queen: K Howard.
好了！这样吧，我想是时候听下一位王后了：K Howard。
Boleyn安妮·博林
Um… Who's that again?
呃……那是谁来着？
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
Oh, umm, I think she was the least relevant Katherine.
哦，嗯，我记得她是最不重要的那个 Katherine。
Boleyn安妮·博林
Ohh, yeah, yeaah… Now I still don't care.
哦——对对对……那我还是不在乎。
Howard凯瑟琳·霍华德
Oh, haha. Funny.
哦，哈哈。真好笑。
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
Yeah speaking of funny, good luck trying to compete with us, honey!
说到好笑，祝你好运跟我们竞争，亲爱的！
Howard凯瑟琳·霍华德
You're right, you're right. I'm going to need all the luck I can get. Your lives
你说得对，你说得对。我是需要所有能得到的运气才行。你们的人生
sounded terrible… and your songs. Really helped to convey that. I mean, Catherine. Almost
听起来太惨了……还有你们的歌。确实传达得很好。我是说，Catherine。『差点』
moving to a nunnery, and then not… that "almost" could've been really hard for you. And
搬进修道院，然后没去成……那个『差点』对你来说一定很难吧。还有
Anne! Getting your head chopped off, surely that means you'll win the competition… Oh
Anne！脑袋被砍下来，肯定意味着你能赢比赛了……哦
wait… Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded… Oh, nevermind. And Jane… Dying
等等……离婚、砍头、病死、离婚、砍头……哦，当我没说。还有 Jane……
of natural causes… When will justice be served?! And surviving. But seriously, Anna, all jokes
自然死亡……正义何时才能得到伸张？！然后是幸存。不过说真的，Anna，不开玩笑，
aside, getting rejected for your looks legit sounds really rough. I wouldn't know anything
因为长相被拒绝听起来确实很惨。我是一点都不知道那种感觉啦。
about that. I mean, look at me, I'm really hot… So yeah, I can't even begin to think of how I
毕竟，看看我，我超辣的……所以对啊，我都不知道我该怎么
compete with you all… Oh wait, like this.
跟你们所有人竞争……哦等等，就这样。