SIX Stage Libretto · 15
After All You Wanna Do
Howard凯瑟琳·霍华德
All I wanna do is to take this opportunity to recognize all the powerful men who
我现在只想借此机会感谢所有那些强大的男人，他们
got me where I am today. Couldn't have done it without you. Thank you, _________! Good
把我带到今天这个位置。没有你们我做不到。谢谢你们，_________！晚——
night!
安！
Seymour简·西摩
Wait, wait, wait! Okay, hold up! Yeah, you had it bad, but that was not the most
等等等等！好了，停一下！对，你是挺惨的，但那绝对不是
heartwrenching song we've heard this evening.
今晚我们听到的最撕心裂肺的歌。
Howard凯瑟琳·霍华德
Um, I'm sorry. Were you not listening to my song? There were four choruses.
呃，不好意思。你没听我的歌吗？有四段副歌呢。
That's how much–
那说明我——
All众人
SHH
嘘——
Howard凯瑟琳·霍华德
–I had to deal with.
——我经历了那么多。
Seymour简·西摩
Yeah, sorry. It's so true. When you died, your son did have to grow up without
对，抱歉。确实是这样。你死后，你儿子不得不在没有
a moth… Ooh wait, that was me and no one cared when you died!
母亲的环境下长大……哦等等，那是我，而且你死的时候根本没人在乎！
Boleyn安妮·博林
Jane! Chill out! It's not her fault no one remembers her bland and uneventful life.
简！冷静点！没人记得她那平淡无奇的人生又不是她的错。
Babes, honestly, I don't want it to be weird between us just 'cause my beheading has the actual
宝贝，说真的，我不希望咱俩尴尬，就因为我的砍头确实是多年
result of years of trauma and humiliation, and yours–
创伤和屈辱的结果，而你的——
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
Oh, pipe down, Anne! You seriously wanna talk about humiliation? Okay well.
哦，闭嘴吧，安妮！你真想聊屈辱？好吧。
When I was queen Henry had not one… Not two… But three historically confirmed
我当王后的时候，亨利有不止一个……不止两个……而是三个历史上确认的
mistresses.
情妇。
Boleyn安妮·博林
Oh my god, mistresses… y– GET OVER IT! When I was queen I had not one… Not
哦天哪，情妇……你——释怀吧行吗！我当王后的时候有不止一次……不止
two… But three…! Miscarriages!
两次……而是三次……！流产！
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
Oh, you know what, Anne Bo-loser? I had… five miscarriages! Someone hold me
哦，你知道吗，安妮·博——失败者？我有过……五次流产！谁来拉住——
back!
——我！
Cleves克利夫斯的安娜
Okay. Let's just move on, shall we queens? Catherine, it's your turn babe. Hit it!
好了，我们接着进行吧，各位王后？凯瑟琳，轮到你了宝贝。开始吧！
Parr凯瑟琳·帕尔
You know what I'm good. Yeah, I just… I can't keep doing this.
知道吗，我不参加了。对，我只是……我没办法继续这样下去了。
Boleyn安妮·博林
(laughs hysterically) WHAT?!
（歇斯底里地笑）什么？！
Parr凯瑟琳·帕尔
Sorry… Sorry for– It's just… (the light hits her) Woah, woah, hey! Could we turn off the
抱歉……抱歉——只是……（灯光打在她身上）哇，哇，嘿！能不能关掉那个
uhh– (referring to the lights) Thank you. Look, I don't know. It's just like we're here, in front of
呃——（指着灯光）谢谢。你看，我不知道。就好像我们站在这里，当着
these people, just being like: ooh, let's see what gets the biggest cheer, trauma or abuse! Wooh!
这些人的面，一副：哦，来看看什么能得到最大欢呼，创伤还是虐待！呜！
Should we really be doing this?
我们真的该这么做吗？
Seymour简·西摩
I mean, we've literally been doing that for the last hour, so…
我是说，我们过去一小时确实一直在做这事，所以……
Parr凯瑟琳·帕尔
I know, but… Miscarriages. Really? Isn't that a bit…
我知道，可是……流产。真的吗？这不会有点……
Cleves克利夫斯的安娜
Ooh, someone has conscience all of a sudden.
哦——，突然间有人良心发现啦。
Howard凯瑟琳·霍华德
'Ohh, I'm Catherine Parr, I draw the line in arbitrary places, blah blah blah'.
「哦哦，我是凯瑟琳·帕尔，我在随意的地方划界限，巴拉巴拉巴拉。」
Aragon阿拉贡的凯瑟琳
You know what, queens? She just knows she's not gonna win.
知道吗，各位？她就是知道自己赢不了。
Seymour简·西摩
So she's just trying to make us look stupid instead of playing by the rules like
所以她就是想让我们看起来像傻瓜，而不是像其他人一样
everyone else.
遵守规则。
Parr凯瑟琳·帕尔
No, no that's so–
不，不，这也太——
Okay, okay, okay! You know what, queens? If it's a sob story you want, I will give you
好了，好了，好了！知道吗，各位？如果你们要的是一个卖惨故事，我给你们
one.
一个。
Howard凯瑟琳·霍华德
Are you sure, Catherine? Are you sure you don't wanna stick to backing vocals?
你确定吗，凯瑟琳？你确定你不想继续当和声？
You know, where you belong?
你知道的，那才是你该待的地方？
Parr凯瑟琳·帕尔
No, no. You're right, I should sing a song. It's only fair. Go on queens, take a seat. Go on.
不，不。你说得对，我应该唱一首歌。这才公平。去吧，各位，请坐。去吧。
(to the band) Hey everyone, is it okay if we try something a little bit different tonight? (to
（对着乐队）嘿各位，今晚我们试点不一样的行吗？（对着
the lights) Hey! Hi, could I get that beautiful light back? (the light hits her) Thank you. (to the
灯光）嘿！嗨，能让那束美丽的光回到我身上吗？（灯光打在她身上）谢谢。（对着
pianist) And Joan, could you give me a cute little B flat major 7?
钢琴师）还有琼，能给我一个可爱的降B大七和弦吗？