Six (musical)

DIVORCED

BEHEADED

DIED

DIVORCED

BEHEADED

SURVIVED

And tonight, _________, we are…

LIVE

LISTEN UP, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

A STORY THAT YOU THINK YOU'VE HEARD BEFORE

WE KNOW YOU KNOW OUR NAMES AND OUR FAME AND OUR FACES

KNOW ALL ABOUT THE GLORIES AND THE DISGRACES

I'M DONE 'CAUSE ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN JUST ONE WORD IN A STUPID RHYME

SO I PICKED UP A PEN AND A MICROPHONE

HISTORY'S ABOUT TO GET OVERTHROWN

DIVORCED

BEHEADED

DIED

DIVORCED

BEHEADED

SURVIVED

BUT JUST FOR YOU TONIGHT

WE'RE DIVORCED, BEHEADED… LIVE!

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, TO THE HISTO-REMIX

SWITCHING UP THE FLOW AS WE ADD THE PREFIX

EV'RYBODY KNOWS THAT WE USED TO BE SIX WIVES

RAISING UP THE ROOF 'TIL WE HIT THE CEILING

GET READY FOR THE TRUTH THAT WE'LL BE REVEALING

EV'RYBODY KNOWS THAT WE USED TO BE SIX WIVES

BUT NOW WE'RE EX-WIVES

_________, make some noise!

ALL YOU EVER HEAR AND READ ABOUT

IS OUR EX AND THE WAY IT ENDED

BUT A PAIR DOESN'T BEAT A ROYAL FLUSH

YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT HOW HE GOT UNFRIENDED

TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA DO OURSELVES JUSTICE

'CAUSE WE'RE TAKING YOU TO COURT

EV'RY TUDOR ROSE HAS ITS THORNS

AND WE'RE GONNA HEAR 'EM LIVE IN CONSORT

DIVORCED

BEHEADED

DIED

DIVORCED

BEHEADED

SURVIVED

BUT JUST FOR YOU TONIGHT

WE'RE DIVORCED, BEHEADED… LIVE!

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, TO THE HISTO-REMIX

SWITCHING UP THE FLOW AS WE ADD THE PREFIX

EV'RYBODY KNOWS THAT WE USED TO BE SIX WIVES

DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHT TILL THE BREAK OF DAY

ONCE WE'RE DONE WE'LL START AGAIN AS IT'S THE RENAISSANCE

EV'RYBODY KNOWS THAT WE USED TO BE SIX WIVES

BUT NOW WE'RE EX-WIVES

(alluringly) Remember us from your PBS?

DIVORCED

MY NAME'S CATH'RINE OF ARAGON,

WAS MARRIED TWENTY FOUR YEARS, I'M A PARAGON OF ROYALTY

MY LOYALTY IS TO THE VATICAN, SO IF YOU TRY TO DUMP ME…

YOU WON'T TRY THAT AGAIN

BEHEADED

I'M THAT BOLEYN GIRL AND I'M UP NEXT

SEE, I BROKE ENGLAND FROM THE CHURCH… YEAH, I'M THAT SEXY

WHY DID I LOSE MY HEAD? WELL MY SLEEVES MAY BE GREEN

BUT MY LIPSTICK'S RED

DIED

JANE SEYMOUR, 'THE ONLY ONE HE TRULY LOVED'

RUDE

WHEN MY SON WAS NEWLY BORN I DIED

BUT I'M NOT WHAT I SEEM, OR AM I?

STICK AROUND AND YOU'LL SUDDENLY SEE MORE…

DIVORCED

ICH BIN ANNA OF CLEVES

JA?

WHEN HE SAW MY PORTRAIT, HE WAS LIKE

"JA!"

BUT I "DIDN'T LOOK AS GOOD AS I DID IN PIC"

FUNNY HOW WE ALL DISCUSS THAT BUT NEVER HENRY'S LITTLE PR…

PRICK UP YOUR EARS, I'M THE KATH'RINE WHO LOST HER HEAD

BEHEADED

FOR MY PROMISCUITY OUTSIDE OF WED

LOCK UP YOUR HUSBANDS, LOCK UP YOUR SONS,

K HOWARD IS HERE AND THE FUN'S BEGUN

SURVIVED

FIVE DOWN, I'M THE FINAL WIFE

I SAW HIM TO THE END OF HIS LIFE

I'M THE SURVIVOR CATH'RINE PARR

I BET YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THIS FAR

I SAID, I BET YOU WANNA KNOW HOW WE GOT THIS FAR

DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW WE GOT THIS FAR? THEN

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, TO THE HISTO-REMIX

SWITCHING UP THE FLOW AS WE ADD THE PREFIX

EV'RYBODY KNOWS THAT WE USED TO BE SIX WIVES

TURN THE BEAT UP GET THIS PARTY BUZZIN'

YOU WANT A QUEEN BEE? WELL, THERE'S HALF A DOZEN

EV'RYBODY KNOWS THAT WE USED TO BE SIX WIVES…

BUT NOW WE'RE EX-WIVES