Suffs

I'm a great American bitch

I refuse to wear corsets and lace

I earned my own wages and burst into rages

When men say, "Know your place"

My boss tried to fondle me under my skirt

I kicked him like this in the crotch where it hurt

I got fired, but, hey, I'd rather be right than rich

'Cause I'm a great American bitch

She's a, she's a great American bitch

She's a, she's a

I'm a, I'm a great American bitch

I'm a great American bitch

Queen bitch

I seduce whoever I please

Very jealous!

I fornicate freely and some say I really

Bring gentlemen to their knees

I proposed to a Dutchman, were wedded in bliss

'Cause he doesn't mind who else I might kiss

Though most of the time

I prefer to scratch my own itch

'Cause I'm a great American bitch

She's a, she's a great American bitch

She's a, she's a

I'm a, I'm a great American bitch

Alice, when are you gonna let me set you up with one of Eugene's friends?

Oh, please.

They wouldn't be interested.

You mean you wouldn't be interested.

Lucy, your turn!

Lucy, go!

Hey!

I'm a great American...

I'm sorry.

Honestly, I just don't love that word.

We'll do it together.

Come on.

You're a great American bitch

Well, thanks.

I've known it since sophomore year

Not this story.

When Professor McMuller said only male scholars

Could manage a doctor's career

Boo, Professor!

He drove this expensive new Ford Model T

So he scratched it all over with my bedroom key

But Lucy went further

I may have pushed his car into a ditch

Why?

' Cause I'm a great American

She's a, she's a great American bitch

I'm a, I'm a great American

Bitch

Drink if they've called you a nag

Drink if they've called you a slut

Or a shrew

Drink if they've called you a crazy hag

Drink if the rumors are true

I'm a great American bitch!

Yes, you are!

Once, I cut my own hair

Doesn't count!

Yes, she did.

And one time I took out a library book

And never returned it, I swear

Oh, you're bad!

Young lady, thy bitchhood hath only begun

We'll train you

Ordain you

Thank God.

Better run!

Here's to our coven

And long may we love to bewitch

To the great American bitch

You're a, you're a

Great American bitch

You're a, you're a

Great American bitch

You're a, you're a

Great, hysterical

Arrogant, lecherous, treacherous

U.S.A.

bitch

You're a, you're a

Bitch

You're a, you're a

Bitch

You're a, you're a

Bitch!

Well, Miss Paul!

Looks like you got your field-hockey team.

Carrie.

That's "Mrs.

Catt" to you.

And Miss Hay.

Good evening.

Would you like a drink?

Won't you sit down?

And I know you thought this march was a bad idea.

Miss Paul, I'm very impressed.

You are?

Yes.

And, Miss Milholland, you certainly saved the day riding down that mob.

But hundreds of women were still badly injured, just like your friend here.

We can help prevent such a catastrophe in the future, so if we work in tandem from now on, we'd like to grant you a budget for activities…

Sanctioned activities.

...and make you an official committee of NAWSA.

Now, wait a tick!

You suffrage establishment ladies, you are—

Our role models.

And we'd be honored.

Cheers!

There's still paperwork!

Here's to running our own NAWSA committee

Here's to running it under the auspices of NAWSA

Here's to getting the Amendment passed

In Wilson's first term

Here's to first winning more states so there will be enough Congressional support to pass it

Here's to pressuring the president to get us that Congressional support much sooner

Here's to not alienating our hard-won state allies by going above their heads to pursue federal legislation by needlessly provoking the president

Here's to

Here's to the great American bitch!

Whaaaa!

What's left on the docket for today, Dudley?

Sign these letters to the soldiers ho marched in your inaugural procession, Mr.

President.

Good man.

And already an excellent chief of staff.

Well, thank you for entrusting me with the role, sir.

Nonsense!

You earned it.

You are loyal... -Ah.

...honest... and skilled at golf.

For an Irishman.

Ah, well, no one's a match for you on the green, sir.

Oh, and, sir, one more thing.

A committee is here from NAWSA.

NAWSA?

The National American Woman Suffrage Association.

Ohh!

Yes!

The, um...ladies.

Heh.

How lovely.

Yes, sir.