Suffs

Ladies, God bless the ladies

No one adores ladies more than I

As the father of three daughters

As the husband to a wife

I do not know who I'd be

Without the ladies in my life

Absolutely, sir!

Now, shall I--

Ladies, when you're with ladies

You can enjoy your sacred duty as a man

In this chaotic world we're in

Thank God some comfort can be found

Whenever a lady is around

It isn't wise to weigh down women

With the worries of the day

A female wants to focus on her family anyway

So be kind and let her mind be fully feminine and free

It's only fair we bear the burden of responsibility

Ladies must be protected

They rely on us to supervise their lives

As a leader guards his people

Every man must do his share

We must take care of our ladies

Dudley, send them in.

Take care of our ladies

It isn't moral to make mothers mull

On matters of the state

Their heads weren't meant for hard and heavy national debate

If politics pollutes our ladies' lives

I'm scared to say

We'll sacrifice virility and compromise fertility

And threaten the stability of the U.S.A.

So ladies must be commanded

They require a man to manage their affairs

We must keep them safe at home

Far from evil, far from greed

We must keep them in our arms where their freedom's guaranteed

So why would ladies vote?

We provide all that they need

We must respect and protect

Our vernal, eternal, gracious, vivacious