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Seems a downright shame

Shame?

Seems an awful waste

Such a nice plump frame What's his name has

Had, has

Nor it can't be traced

Business needs a lift

Debts to be erased

Think of it as thrift, as a gift

If you get my drift.

Seems an awful waste

I mean, with the price of meat what it is

When you get it, if you get it

Good, you got it

Take, for instance Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop

Business never better using only pussycats and toast

Now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most

And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste

Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion Eminently practical

And yet appropriate as always

Well, it does seem a waste

Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived without you All these years I'll never know!

Think about it

lots of other gentlemen'll...

How delectable!

...soon be coming for a shave

Also undetectable

Won't they? Think of all them pies!

How choice! How rare!

For what's the sound of the world out there?

What, Mr. Todd, what, Mr. Todd What is that sound?

Those crunching noises pervading the air?

Yes, Mr. Todd Yes, Mr. Todd, yes, all around

It's man devouring man, my dear

And who are we to deny it in here?

And who are we to deny it in here?

These are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett.

And desperate measures are called for.

Here we are, hot out of the oven.

What is that?

It's priest Have a little priest

Is it really good?

Sir, it's too good, at least

Then again they don't commit sins of the flesh

So it's pretty fresh

Awful lot of fat

Only where it sat

Haven't you got poet or something like that?

No, you see the trouble with poet is how do you know it's deceased?

Try the priest

Lawyer's rather nice.

If it's for a price

Order something else, though, to follow Since no one should swallow it twice

Anything that's lean?

Well, then, if you're British and loyal You might enjoy Royal Marine

Anyway, it's clean

Though, of course it tastes of wherever it's been

Is that squire on the fire?

Mercy no, sir, look closer You'll notice it's grocer

Looks thicker More like vicar

No, it has to be grocer It's green

The history of the world, my love

Save a lot of graves Do a lot of relatives favors

Is those below serving those up above

Everybody shaves So there should be plenty of flavors

How gratifying for once to know

That those above

That those above

will serve those down below!

will serve those down below!

What is that?

It's fop Finest in the shop

Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd on top

And I've just begun

Here's the politician, so oily it's served with a doily, have one

Put it on a bun

Well, you never know if it's going to run

Try the friar, fried, it's drier

No, the clergy is really Too coarse and too mealy

Then actor It's compacter

But always arrives overdone

I'll come again when you have judge on the menu.

Have charity towards the world, my pet

Yes, yes, I know, my love

We'll take the customers that we can get

High-born and low, my love

We'll not discriminate great from small

No, we'll serve anyone

We'll serve anyone

Meaning anyone

And to anyone at all!

And to anyone at all!

So, it's true.

Sir, a gentleman knocks before entering a lady's room.

Indeed he does, but I see no lady.

I told myself the sailor was lying,

that my Johanna would never betray me, never hurt me so.

Sir, I will leave this place.

I think that only appropriate

since you no longer find my company to your liking.

We shall provide you with new lodgings.

Until this moment I have spared the rod.

But the ungrateful child has broken my heart.

When you've learned to appreciate what you have,

perhaps we shall meet again.

Until then

think on your sins.

No!

No, please!

Johanna! Where are you taking her? Tell me or I swear I'll...

You'd kill me, boy? Here I stand!