毕业舞会

I can tell you're feeling wary

But you can count on Uncle Barry

He can turn this butchy duck Into a swan

Your whole look could use a shake-up

You can borrow all my makeup

And the pair of Spanx I currently have on

I think I'll pass.

Treat the whole world like your runway

Make it fierce, but in a fun way

Try to flip your hair like Cher And drag queens do

And I don't mean to be rude, dear

But you could use some attitude, dear

Let's show the school That tonight belongs

To you

One thing's universal

Life's no dress rehearsal

So why not make some waves Before it's through?

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that you own it

Let's make it clear That tonight belongs to you

It fits!

Now, whatever we choose, you've gotta remember to sell it.

How do I do that?

Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate.

You might find this disconcerting

But ole Barry's done some flirting

Try to bat your eyes Smize each time you grin

I can guess your whole agenda

You be Elphie, I'm Galinda

It's makeover time So why not just give in?

Come on!

One thing's universal

Life's no dress rehearsal

So why not make some waves Before it's through?

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that I own it!

Yes, ma'am!

Let's make it clear That tonight belongs to you

What?

Belongs to me!

Oh, God, I can't believe this is finally happening.

I know. She almost ruined it for all of us.

Well, what goes around comes around.

You look hot. - You look so hot.

Well, I hate to sound conceited

But the boys get overheated

When I strike a pose or two like thus

And you have to hand it to me

I mean, even I would do me

Let's show the world tonight belongs

To us

One thing's universal

Life's no dress rehearsal

Excuse me while I state the obvious

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that we own it

And make it clear That tonight belongs to us

Alyssa, you look so beautiful.

You should always wear your hair like this.

Mom. - Yeah?

I just want you to know what's gonna happen tonight.

No. Can we not spoil this, please?

I have worked so hard for tonight. I have a right to enjoy it too.

You are going to have a wonderful prom like a normal girl.

I've made sure of that. - What is that supposed to mean?

I don't like When strangers get in my way

Or anyone who messes with the PTA

Well, maybe that's just me

But trust me Fixing little problems is what I do

Now everyone is happy I promise you

And I would never Miss a night like this

Alyssa

You're my superstar

Now get your ass in the car

One thing's universal

Life's no dress rehearsal

Excuse me while I state the obvious

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that we own it

And make it clear That tonight belongs to

Make it clear that tonight belongs to

Make it clear that tonight belongs

Wait there. I'll get the door. Okay? Okay.

Are you ready? - We're ready. We can't wait.

Here, hold this. I wanna get the picture. - Okay. here we go.

Wow.

Oh, my God!

Look at you!

You look amazing!

Are you sure it's not too girly?

Aw. No, it's just the right amount of girly.

You did well. - Right?

Hey, where's your date?

We're meeting in the gym. She's still a little shy about all this.

Well, this is where we leave you.

Our work here is done.

You go. You have the time of your life.

Can you walk me in? I'm a little nervous.

Of course. Hey, hold on tight.

Ready? - Yep.

Clutch in this hand. - Oh, sorry!

Aw.

Come on.

Who wants punch?

Only if it's spiked.

The walk away. The cute little truck.

We're doin' it!

Go ahead.

What's going on?

I'm putting the pieces together. Gimme a sec.

What is happening?

Where is everybody?

Something is really wrong. The whole parking lot is completely empty.

God. What's the theme of this prom? Death row?

Mr. Hawkins, where are all the kids? I don't understand.

Mom, what's happening? Why aren't we at the gym?

At the last minute, there was a problem, so we had to change venues.

No, Mom, what's going on?

The courts told the PTA they had to hold an inclusive prom.

Don't worry. It's fine. We did what we were required to do.

There was some resistance.

So the parents met without my knowledge, and they've organized two proms.

One for the kids at the Elks Lodge in town.

And this one just for you.

We gave her a prom. - You did what?

Wait, no, no.

I got texts from kids at school. Everybody said it was here.

And they were lying to you. It was part of the plan.

You lied to me. - Oh, yeah? Who's the liar?

We know about you and Emma, and trust me, we're doing you a favor.

No.

Oh, my God. This is so cruel. - I'm gonna cry.

Okay, honey. Look at me.

Angie. - Yeah.

I want to go home. - I know you do.

This isn't happening. - And you got us, and this is awful.