毕业舞会

Kaylee has a small tattoo

That tattoo would be taboo

Kaylee, guess what waits for you

What?

An eternity in the fiery pits of hell

Hey!

Shelby, you seem sweet to me

But if it has come to be

You've lost your virginity

We'll be stoning you And your family as well

What?

Or we could use Some common sense instead

When you're lost It always helps recalling

Those immortal words that Jesus said

Really?

There's one rule that trumps them all

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

You know, you kind of make sense. - What are you talking about?

Oh, come on. You guys don't even feel, like, slightly bad for Emma?

I mean, you guys used to hang out. - That was before she turned gay.

Maybe she was always gay.

Exactly, because that's the way God made her, Shelby.

Come on. What? - Whatever.

Hey! It's the Godspell kids! - Hey, Trent. What's going on?

You guys'll back me up.

With what?

He's just trying to confuse us. Because my stepdad always says...

Stepdad? Do you mean your parents are divorced?

Yeah, and?

Well, divorce is a big no-no.

Not to oversimplify

But the scripture does imply

That your mom will have to die

How's tomorrow If she's not got any plans?

There's no way to separate

Which rules you can violate

Let's hope you don't masturbate

'Cause the scripture says We'll have to cut off your…

Hands

Or we could use Some common sense instead

When you're lost It always helps recalling

Those immortal words that Jesus said

There's one rule that trumps them all

Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

Love thy neighbor

Yes!

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Trumps them all!

Oh!

Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

Love thy neighbor Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor

Trumps them all

Love thy neighbor

Hear the call

Time to make some better choices Drop the hate and raise your voices

Love thy neighbor Is the one that trumps 'em all

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Jesus, take the wheel and steer it If you feel the Holy Spirit

Come on, kids, and let me hear it What?

Love thy neighbor

All right now!

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them

All!

Love thy neighbor

Trumps them all!

Please.

Hi, everyone.

Hi!

It's okay, it's okay. He knows what we're up to.

And I'm on board, as long as Emma's comfortable with it.

Well, she's outta luck, 'cause we got nothin'.

Uh, it's not over yet. Dee Dee.

I have arranged a TV appearance for her…

Mmm!

…on Eddie Sharpe.

She's booked for tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m.

Not the house in the Hamptons.

Yes.

Hello, Eddie, it's Dee Dee, your brutalized ex-wife.

But I'm calling on another matter entirely.

What I did…

Was I put her interest ahead of my own.

Mmm-hmm.

I expect nothing in return.

I have no agenda other than to ease someone else's burden.

Oh, Dee Dee, that is incredibly generous of you!

I know!

Hang on. What kind of audience are we talking about here?

I mean, Eddie Sharpe on a weekday? Fifteen, sixteen million!

Dee Dee! You saved the day! - Yeah, I did.

I love giving back. It's my new thing.

There you go!

Emma! - Hi.

Emma! You wait until you hear the news.

Dee Dee has got you booked on Eddie Sharpe tomorrow at 8:00

with an audience of 16 million people!

Wow! That's amazing. Thank you.

Oh, I'm just… I'm so happy to be able to help.

And I'm gonna take a stand.

And I want to thank you all because without your love and support,

I never would have found the courage.

But, um, the reason I came was to tell you that…

I'm going to do it my way.

I'm not going on TV.

You owe me a house!

Oh, my God.

You owe me a house!

Go, go!

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Run! Run!

She owes me a house! She owes me my house!

I need my house.

She's a very passionate woman.

So here's what's gonna happen.

I'm gonna do my thing, and in the end,

there will be a kick-ass prom in Edgewater, Indiana, for everybody,

regardless of who they happen to love.

I know it.

That… That would be wonderful.

And when that happens, I want you to be my date.

Wait, but what about…

We broke up.

Just say yes.

There's no one in the world I'd rather go with.

God. Don't make me cry.

Of course I will go with you.

We are going to the prom.

God.