Waitress: The Musical (2023 Filmed Stage Production) · 03
The Negative
Becky贝琪
Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
珍娜，该对着验孕棒尿尿了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Oh, I don't wanna know!
哦，我不想知道！
Becky & Dawn Pinkett贝琪 & 唐·平克特
Come on, honey, you've waited long enough
来吧，亲爱的，你已经等得够久了
Get to it and do it
赶快去做，做完它
Becky & Dawn Pinkett & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 唐·平克特 & 珍娜·亨特森
Okay, girls, enough! - You know what we mean
好了，姑娘们，够了！——你知道我们的意思
Becky贝琪
I hope you drank enough this morning
希望你今早喝够了水
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Come on, sweetie, it's better to know
来吧，亲爱的，知道总比不知道好
Becky贝琪
We'll be right here with you, so
我们会一直陪在这里，所以
Becky & Dawn Pinkett贝琪 & 唐·平克特
It's no or it's yes
不是，就是
But either way, you gotta take the test
可无论是哪一个，你都得验一验
A squat and a squeeze, A prayer and a please, It's nothing
蹲下挤一挤，祈祷再求一求，没什么大不了
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
A stick and a line
一根棒，一道线
Just one of 'em if I'm lucky
要是走运，就只出现一道
Becky & Dawn Pinkett贝琪 & 唐·平克特
A pot and a piss, here we go, sis
一只杯，一泡尿，来吧，姐妹
And we'll keep our focus on
我们会把注意力放在
Becky & Dawn Pinkett & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 唐·平克特 & 珍娜·亨特森
The negative
阴性
Becky贝琪
Here. All right, read the instructions.
给。好了，看看说明书。
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Se puede saber...
能不能知道……
Becky贝琪
In English!
念英文！
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Oh. Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
哦。请勿将验孕棒插入阴道。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Wow. Thank you, Dawn!
哇。谢谢你，唐！
How'd I ever get myself in this mess?
我怎么会把自己弄到这种境地？
One drunk night and that stupid red dress
一次醉酒的夜晚，还有那条蠢透了的红裙子
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Oh, I love that red dress. The way it sparkles
哦，我喜欢那条红裙子。它闪闪发亮的样子
it looks like an ice skating outfit.
像花样滑冰的表演服。
Becky贝琪
Stay with us, Dawn.
唐，专心一点。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Maybe his machinery is broken somehow
也许他的那套机器哪里坏了
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
What if his boys don't swim?
要是他那些小家伙根本不会游呢？
Becky贝琪
I mean, wow, miraculous luck.
我是说，那可真是奇迹般的好运。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Yeah, miraculous.
是啊，奇迹。
To get away with an unprotected fu—
竟然能侥幸躲过一次没防护的——
Funny how one night can ruin your whole life
一夜之间毁掉整个人生，多好笑
Becky & Dawn Pinkett贝琪 & 唐·平克特
Don't go there yet we don't know what the test says
先别想到那里，我们还不知道结果
Becky & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 珍娜·亨特森
I'm already panicked - Just calm down, goddammit
我已经慌了——该死的，冷静一点
Becky & Dawn Pinkett贝琪 & 唐·平克特
Maybe it'll all be fine
也许一切都会没事
Maybe there'll be just one line
也许只会出现一道线
Becky & Dawn Pinkett & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 唐·平克特 & 珍娜·亨特森
Come on, negative
拜托，阴性吧
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore.
我以为你已经不怎么跟丈夫上床了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
We got drunk. I do stupid things when I drink.
我们喝醉了。我一喝酒就会做蠢事。
Like sleep with my husband.
比如跟我丈夫上床。
Becky贝琪
Honey, we've all made that mistake.
亲爱的，这种错我们都犯过。
Becky & Dawn Pinkett & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 唐·平克特 & 珍娜·亨特森
Focus on the negative
把注意力放在阴性上
This will all be all right
一切都会没事
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
It was only one night
不过就那一夜
Someone send me a sign
谁来给我一个征兆
Becky & Dawn Pinkett & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 唐·平克特 & 珍娜·亨特森
One line, one line
一道线，一道线
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
That means the test is ready
这说明结果出来了
Becky & Dawn Pinkett & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 唐·平克特 & 珍娜·亨特森
This is it
就是现在
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Shit.
该死。
Becky贝琪
Honey, are you all right?
亲爱的，你还好吗？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Shh, shh, shh.
嘘，嘘，嘘。
I'm inventing a new pie in my head.
我正在脑子里发明一种新派。
Becky & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 珍娜·亨特森
Sugar -Of course you are.
糖——你当然会这么做。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
I'm gonna call it I Don't Want Earl's Baby Pie.
我要叫它“我不想怀上厄尔的孩子派”。
Becky贝琪
I don't think we can write that on the menu board.
我觉得这名字不能写在菜单板上。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Then I'll just call it Betrayed By My Eggs Pie.
那就叫“被自己的卵子背叛派”。
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
What's gonna be in it?
里面要放什么？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Crack an egg, combine with sausage
打一只蛋，和香肠混在一起
and soak it in beer,
再泡进啤酒里，
mix in cheesy red dressing
拌入奶酪味红色沙拉酱
and add extra shortening in your crust
派皮里再多加一些起酥油
to trap the moisture in forever.
把水分永远锁在里面。
Becky贝琪
Jenna, this ain't something you can just tuck into a pie.
珍娜，这可不是塞进一只派里就能解决的事。
Cal卡尔
Hey! Pledge the sorority later!
嘿！姐妹会宣誓留到以后！
Y'all don't do your work, I'll dock your pay.
你们再不干活，我就扣工资。
And, lady, you are really pushing my buttons today.
还有，女士，你今天真是在挑战我的耐性。
Becky贝琪
Hmm, well, which one is mute?
嗯，那哪个按钮能让你闭嘴？
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
Waitress!
服务员！
Who do you have to know around here to get a piece of pie?
在这地方得认识谁，才能吃上一块派？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Earl.
厄尔。
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
Hey sweet thing.
嘿，小甜心。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Hey, what are you doing here?
嘿，你来这里干什么？
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
Taking the rest of the day off.
今天剩下的时间不干了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
What about work?
那工作怎么办？
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
That friggin' foreman.
那个该死的工头。
So he was on my ass for being late.
我迟到了，他就揪着我不放。
But I told him don't blame the line at Taco Bell on me.
可我告诉他，塔可钟排队长又不能怪我。
I don't belong in that shit job.
那种狗屁工作根本不配我。
Where's my kiss?
我的吻呢？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Earl, I got to get back to work.
厄尔，我得回去工作。
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
They can wait.
他们可以等。
How we doing today?
今天进账怎么样？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Yeah, it's not bad, but it's not great.
嗯，不算差，但也不算好。
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
Hey, you know what? I've been thinking.
嘿，你知道吗？我一直在想。
I don't think it's worth you working here at this diner.
我觉得你在这家餐馆上班根本不值当。
I don't like those girls.
我不喜欢那两个女人。
That one looks at me like I just killed her dog.
那个看我的眼神，像我刚杀了她的狗。
No, I think I'd rather have you home
不，我更想让你待在家里
baking me pies all day long.
一天到晚给我烤派。
Oh, damn this is tasty.
哦，该死，这味道真不错。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Yeah? Last piece left.
是吗？这是最后一块了。
It sold so fast today I couldn't quite believe it.
今天卖得太快，我简直不敢相信。
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
Oh, don't go getting a big head or nothing.
哦，可别因此就飘飘然了。
I mean, this is good,
我是说，这的确不错，
but let's face it, you ain't no Sara Lee.
可说到底，你又不是莎拉·李。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
You used to say my pies were so good I could open my own shop.
你以前说我的派好吃得足以自己开店。
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
I was just trying to get laid.
那只是为了把你弄上床。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Sugar
糖
My husband's a jerk chicken pot pie.
“我丈夫是个混蛋”鸡肉锅派。
Pound chicken 'til it's unrecognizable.
把鸡肉捶到面目全非。
Pack flour quickly.
迅速裹上面粉。
Use only essential ingredients.
只用最不可或缺的配料。
Then simmer without a lid,
然后不盖锅盖慢炖，
allowing the vapor to escape swiftly from the mixture.
让蒸汽迅速从混合物中逃出去。
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
Jenna! Jenna! Jenna!
珍娜！珍娜！珍娜！
You're not listening to me!
你根本没听我说话！
And you know what? I work hard.
你知道吗？我拼命工作。
And you want for nothing, you can't even listen to me.
你什么都不缺，却连听我说话都做不到。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
I'll work on that, Earl.
我会改的，厄尔。
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
Am I imagining it?
是我看错了吗？
Are your boobies getting bigger?
你的胸是不是变大了？
Like they practically grew a whole size overnight.
简直像一夜之间大了整整一个罩杯。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
That's crazy, Earl.
别胡说了，厄尔。
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
Maybe you're just eating a little too much pie.
也许你只是派吃得有点太多了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼。
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
All right, I'm outta here.
好了，我走了。
Hey, you tell your friends about this bad boy?
嘿，把这个坏小子告诉你朋友了吗？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Earl.
厄尔。
Earl Hunterson厄尔·亨特森
In medieval font.
还是中世纪字体。
Now don't get too close 'cause the ink is still drying.
别靠太近，墨水还没干。
Becky贝琪
Now that must be helpful,
那肯定很有用，
just in case he forgets who he is.
免得他忘了自己叫什么。
Jenna, life is a shit show.
珍娜，人生就是一场烂透了的戏。
My left boob is now so much lower than my right
我左边的胸现在比右边低那么多
I'm lucky I don't trip over it.
没被它绊倒都算我走运。
And I'm married to Drooling Phil The Invalid
我还嫁给了“流口水的病号菲尔”
and buying Depends by the bulk.
成人纸尿裤都得成箱买。
And Dawn here has never had a boyfriend
而唐连一个男朋友都没交过
and eats TV dinners alone every night.
每天晚上独自吃电视速食餐。
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Chicken Kiev on Monday, veal piccata on Tuesday.
周一基辅鸡，周二皮卡塔小牛肉。
Becky贝琪
But we still wouldn't rather be you.
可就算这样，我们也绝不想跟你换。
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
No, we sure wouldn't.
对，我们绝对不想。
Becky贝琪
Everybody's got something they're dealing with.
每个人都有自己要应付的事。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Don't worry about me. It'll be fine.
别替我担心。会没事的。
Becky贝琪
Yeah, some father Earl's gonna be.
是啊，厄尔肯定会是个了不起的父亲。
Look, hon,
听着，亲爱的，
don't hold yourself to vows and promises you made
别死守那些誓言和承诺
when you were too young to know who the hell he really was!
你当年太年轻，根本不知道他到底是什么人！
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Earl wasn't always like this.
厄尔以前不是这样的。
He's just going through a rough time is all.
他只是正好处在一段难熬的时期。
Becky贝琪
What's the shelf life on that excuse.
这个借口的保质期到底有多长？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
I couldn't even afford to leave him now.
现在的我甚至没钱离开他。
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
You can move in with me.
你可以搬来跟我住。
It's a studio, but I have a full size twin.
虽然只是单间，可我有一张全尺寸单人床。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
That's real sweet, Dawn, but I have a baby coming.
你真贴心，唐，可我马上就有孩子了。
Becky贝琪
Jenna, dust the flour out of your brain.
珍娜，把你脑子里的面粉掸干净。
Do that baby a favor and leave his sorry ass.
为那孩子做件好事，离开那个混账。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
He'd never let me.
他绝不会允许。
Becky贝琪
Honey, it's not up to him.
亲爱的，这不由他决定。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Okay, look, I got 14 pies to make that ain't gonna bake themselves.
好了，听着，我还有十四只派要做，它们可不会自己烤熟。