A Soft Place to Land · 女招待

Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森

Sugar

糖

Becky贝琪

Come on, honey. We're not playing.

行了，亲爱的。我们可不是在玩。

Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森

Sugar, butter

糖、黄油

Flour

面粉

Sometimes I still see her

有时我依然会看见她

My mother the dreamer

我的母亲，那个梦想家

She'd say nothing's impossible child

她会说：孩子，没有什么不可能

A dream needs believing

梦想需要有人相信

To taste like the real thing

才能尝起来像真实一样

Like some stranger you recognize

像一个你认得的陌生人

Becky & Dawn Pinkett & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 唐·平克特 & 珍娜·亨特森

So pure

如此纯粹

So pure, so electric

如此纯粹，又如此令人悸动

So sure

如此确信

So sure, so connected

如此确信，又如此紧密相连

To those little believers

与那些小小的信徒相连

Inside

就在内心深处

May we all be

愿我们都能

So lucky

如此幸运

Becky贝琪

But dreams are elusive

可梦想总是难以捉摸

The kind we've gotten used to

我们早已习惯的那一种

Is nothing I can feel

是我感受不到的东西

Becky & Dawn Pinkett贝琪 & 唐·平克特

Nothing I can hold - Nothing I can have

我抓不住——也不可能拥有

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

Nothing that I know

是我从不了解的东西

Becky & Dawn Pinkett & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 唐·平克特 & 珍娜·亨特森

Dreams come and they go

梦想来了又走

But hold them and keep them

但要握紧它们，留住它们

But hold them and keep them

要握紧它们，留住它们

And know that you need them

并且明白你需要它们

And know that you need them

明白你需要它们

When your breaking point's all that

当你的极限就是

You have

你仅有的一切

A dream is a soft place to land

梦想是一处柔软的落脚地

May we all be

愿我们都能

So lucky

如此幸运

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

Oh, look what you did.

哦，看看你们的杰作。

You made me almost pretty.

你们把我打扮得差点像个美人了。

Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森

Almost pretty? You're beautiful.

差点像个美人？你本来就很美。

Becky贝琪

What the hell did y'all put in that pie?

你们到底在那张派里放了什么？

I gonna leave before I die of estrogen asphyxiation.

我要走了，免得雌激素窒息把我憋死。

Don't forget to turn out the lights.

别忘了关灯。

Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森

Who are you putting on lipstick for?

你这口红是涂给谁看的？

You dolling up for the diaper change?

打扮漂亮了准备去换尿布？

Becky贝琪

Well...

这个嘛……

maybe I got a little secret.

也许我有一个小秘密。

Maybe I'm doing a little dreaming, too.

也许我也在做一点梦。

Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森

What?

什么？

Becky贝琪

I can't tell you yet.

现在还不能告诉你。

Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森

Why not?

为什么不能？

Becky贝琪

Bye-bye, Dawn.

再见，唐。

Now don't do anything I haven't done.

别做任何我没做过的事。

Get yourself a five-minute condom.

给自己准备一个五分钟用的安全套。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

Becky!

贝琪！

Becky贝琪

Adios, ladies.

再会了，女士们。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

You are the queen of kindness and goodness.

你真是善良与美好的女王。

Dawn Pinkett & Jenna Hunterson唐·平克特 & 珍娜·亨特森

May we all be

愿我们都能

So lucky

如此幸运

Becky贝琪

Hiya, handsome. What'll it be?

嗨，帅哥。想点什么？

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

Oh, you're so lovely, but no, I don't want you as my waitress.

哦，你真可爱，但不，我不想让你招待我。

No. I want her. I want that lady right there.

不，我要她。我要那边那位女士。

Becky贝琪

I'm so sorry, hon, but you're sitting in my station.

真抱歉，亲爱的，可你坐的是我的服务区。

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

But I don't want you. I want her.

可我不要你。我要她。

Becky贝琪

Well, I do like a man who knows what he wants.

嗯，我确实喜欢知道自己要什么的男人。

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

Is she a good friend of yours? What can you tell me about her?

她是你的好朋友吗？你能告诉我她的事吗？

What are her likes and her dislikes?

她喜欢什么，又讨厌什么？

And does she have any food allergies or pollen sensitivities?

她有没有食物过敏，或者对花粉敏感？

Becky贝琪

Excuse me, darling.

失陪一下，亲爱的。

I'm gonna go talk to Dawn for a minute,

我去跟唐谈一会儿，

see if she won't tell you herself.

看她愿不愿意亲自告诉你。

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

That would be wonderful.

那就太好了。

Becky贝琪

I thought you'd like that.

我就知道你会喜欢。

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

I do. I do.

当然。当然。

Becky贝琪

Dawn!

唐！

There is a man at table five

五号桌有一个男人

on a mission with your name on it.

专程冲着你来了。

His name is Ogie.

他叫奥吉。

Short for Oklahoma.

是“俄克拉何马”的简称。

He's OKCwithaBullet!

他就是“飞速OKC”！

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

Ahh!

啊！

He's an amateur magician,

他是个业余魔术师，

does competitive clog dancing

参加木鞋舞比赛，

and only eats white food on Wednesdays.

而且每周三只吃白色食物。

He told me we were soulmates.

他跟我说我们是灵魂伴侣。

Becky贝琪

Girl!

姑娘！

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

I made the mistake of telling him I work here.

我犯了个错，告诉他我在这里工作。

Becky贝琪

Oh, I don't know, Dawn. I think it sounds like he's got potential.

这个嘛，唐。我觉得他听起来挺有潜力。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

He took me through the entire medical

他把他们全家所有人的病史

and psychiatric history of his whole family.

和精神病史从头到尾讲了一遍。

Becky贝琪

Oh, he's laying it all on the table.

哦，他这是把一切都摊在桌面上了。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

I just wanted a quiet first date.

我只是想要一次安静的初次约会。

Stimulating conversation.

聊点能启发人的话题。

First man who ever shows any interest in me

人生中第一个对我感兴趣的男人

and he turns out to be a mad, clogging elf.

结果是个发疯跳木鞋舞的小精灵。

I'm telling you, Jenna, that magic love pie was too good.

我跟你说，珍娜，那个爱情魔法派做得太灵了。

I should never have brought it with me.

我根本不该把它带去。

Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森

I don't think it was the pie, Dawn.

我觉得不是因为派，唐。

I think it was you.

我觉得是因为你。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

Come with me.

跟我来。

Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森

I would, but I gotta go pee.

我也想，可我得去小便。

Cal卡尔

Is anyone gonna take the elf's order?

到底有没有人去给那个小精灵点单？

Becky贝琪

Would you shut up, Cal?

你能闭嘴吗，卡尔？

That happens to be OKCwithaBullet!

那位可是“飞速OKC”！

Cue DawnRising.

“黎明升起”，出场。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

No.

不要。

Becky贝琪

Okay, just open this up a little bit.

好，把这里稍微敞开一点。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

Becky, no!

贝琪，不要！

Hello, good morning. Hello. I told you I didn't want

你好，早上好。你好。我说过我不想——

to see you again. May I take your order?

——再见到你。请问要点什么？

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

I'll have an egg white omelet

我要一份蛋白煎蛋卷

with cottage cheese and a side of mayonnaise.

配茅屋奶酪，旁边再放一份蛋黄酱。

I have very exquisite taste.

我的品味非常高雅。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

What kind of toast with that? White or wheat?

吐司要哪一种？白面包还是全麦？

Why am I even asking? It's Wednesday!

我还问什么？今天是星期三！

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

You see? We already know each other so intimately.

看吧？我们已经如此了解彼此了。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

You don't know me.

你根本不了解我。

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

I do.

我了解。

You're NewDawnRising.

你就是“黎明新升”。

Easily misunderstood,

很容易被人误解，

but I see your true beauty.

但我看得见你真正的美。

Normally I wouldn't do this.

平常我不会这么做。

Actually, I've never done this.

事实上，我从来没这么做过。

But that five minutes,

可那五分钟，

it felt like a whole 15

感觉足足像十五分钟

and I am certain we're meant to be together.

我确信我们命中注定要在一起。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

I don't even know you.

我连你是谁都不知道。

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

I'm a tax auditor.

我是税务审计员。

I drive a very nice

我开着一辆很不错的

subcompact Toyota Yaris.

小型丰田雅力士。

And I love my mother.

而且我爱我的母亲。

What else do you need to know about me?

关于我，你还需要知道什么？

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

Your dessert order.

你要点什么甜点。

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

I'll have a slice

我要一块

of the White Knuckle Cream Pie.

“紧张到攥紧拳头奶油派”。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

With or without whipped cream?

要不要鲜奶油？

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

You choose. I trust you implicitly.

你来决定。我绝对信任你。

But if you do choose to have whipped cream,

不过如果你决定要鲜奶油，

I would love it on the side, not touching the pie.

请放在旁边，别碰到派。

I hate it when it touches the pie.

我最讨厌它碰到派。

Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特

No, it soggies the crust.

对，会把饼皮弄得湿软。

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

Yeah, and you can't control the whipped cream...

是啊，而且你没法控制鲜奶油……

Dawn Pinkett & Ogie Anhorn唐·平克特 & 奥吉·安霍恩

...to pie ratio to create the perfect bite.

……与派的比例，调出最完美的一口。

Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩

Oh, there's that laugh.

哦，就是这个笑声。

That intoxicating laugh.

让人沉醉的笑声。

Dawn, you inspire poetry in me.

唐，你唤醒了我的诗意。

I'm making one up.

我正在编一首。

I'm making one up here right here on the spot and here it comes.

我现在就当场编一首——来了。

All of my life I've loved turtles.

我一生都爱着乌龟。

And you, Dawn, are the queen.

而你，唐，就是女王。

Da, da, da, da, da.

哒、哒、哒、哒、哒。

Da, da, da, da, da.

哒、哒、哒、哒、哒。

And something in between.

中间还得再填点什么。

I'm gonna work on the middle section.

中间这一段我会继续琢磨。

I am. You like that one, don't you, Dawn?

真的。你喜欢这首吧，唐？