Waitress: The Musical (2023 Filmed Stage Production) · 12
Bad Idea
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
It's a bad idea me and you
你和我，是个坏主意
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Yeah, no, I totally agree.
对，不，我完全同意。
It's a bad idea me and you
你和我，是个坏主意
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
And I have never known anything so true
我从没如此确定过一件事
Jenna Hunterson & Dr. Jim Pomatter珍娜·亨特森 & 吉姆·波马特医生
It's a terrible idea me and you
你和我，是个糟透了的主意
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
You have a wife
你有妻子
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
And you have a husband
而你有丈夫
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
You're my doctor
你是我的医生
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
You've got a baby coming
你肚子里还有个孩子
Jenna Hunterson & Dr. Jim Pomatter珍娜·亨特森 & 吉姆·波马特医生
It's a bad idea me and you
你和我，是个坏主意
Let's just keep kissing till we come to
那就继续亲吻，直到我们终于——
Heart stop racing, let's face it
心啊，别再狂跳；面对现实吧
Making mistakes like this
犯下这样的错误
Will make worse what was already pretty bad
只会让已经够糟的一切变得更糟
Mind stop running
脑子啊，别再乱转
It's time we just let this thing go
是时候把这件事彻底放下
It was a pretty good bad idea
这真是个相当不错的坏主意
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Wasn't it, though?
不是吗？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
It's a bad idea me and you
你和我，是个坏主意
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
It's a bad idea me and you
你和我，是个坏主意
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Hold me close while I think this through
抱紧我，让我一边把它想清楚
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Yeah, it's a very poor idea me and you
对，你和我，实在是个很差劲的主意
Jenna Hunterson & Dr. Jim Pomatter珍娜·亨特森 & 吉姆·波马特医生
Heart stop racing, let's face it
心啊，别再狂跳；面对现实吧
Making mistakes like this
犯下这样的错误
Will make worse what was already pretty bad
只会让已经够糟的一切变得更糟
Mind stop running
脑子啊，别再乱转
It's time we just let this thing go
是时候把这件事彻底放下
It was a pretty good bad idea
这真是个相当不错的坏主意
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Wasn't it, though?
不是吗？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
I know
我知道
What's right for me
什么才适合我
It's the only thing
可这却是我唯一
Jenna Hunterson & Dr. Jim Pomatter珍娜·亨特森 & 吉姆·波马特医生
I've ever done - I've ever done
真正做过的事——真正做过的事
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
What if I never see myself ever be
如果我永远都看不到自己
Anything more than what
变成比现在这个我
I've already become
更多一点的模样呢
Jenna Hunterson & Dr. Jim Pomatter珍娜·亨特森 & 吉姆·波马特医生
I need a bad idea I need a bad idea
我需要一个坏主意，我需要一个坏主意
I need a bad idea I need a bad idea
我需要一个坏主意，我需要一个坏主意
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Just one
只要一个
Jenna Hunterson & Dr. Jim Pomatter珍娜·亨特森 & 吉姆·波马特医生
Heart keep racing, let's make mistakes
心啊，继续狂跳；让我们犯错吧
Let us say so what
就让我们说“那又怎样”
And make worse what was already pretty bad
让已经够糟的一切变得更糟
This secret is safe
这个秘密很安全
No reason to throw it away
没有理由把它丢掉
When there's love to be had
既然还有爱可以得到
Hold me tight as I tell myself
抱紧我，而我对自己说
That you might make sense
也许你真的说得通
And make good what has been just so bad
也许能让一直这么糟的一切变好
Let's see this through
让我们把它进行到底
It's a pretty good bad idea
这是个相当不错的坏主意
Me and you - Me and you
你和我——你和我
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Sugar
糖
Sugar
糖
I Wanna Play Doctor With My Gynecologist pie.
“我想和妇科医生玩医生游戏”派。
Vanilla custard.
香草卡仕达酱。
Drizzled with warm melted caramel.
淋上温热融化的焦糖。
And nuts.
还有坚果。
Totally nuts.
彻底疯狂。
Topped with honey-kissed whipped cream and banana.
顶上放蜂蜜轻吻过的鲜奶油和香蕉。
Hold the banana.
香蕉免了。
Wake the hell up!
快他妈醒醒！
I Can't Have An Affair Because It's Wrong
“我不能偷情，因为这是错的，
and I Don't Want Earl to Kill Me pie.
而且我不想让厄尔杀了我”派。
Add cold water to chocolate stirrups.
给巧克力马镫加冷水。
I mean syrup.
我是说，糖浆。
Pour into a truly flakey crust.
倒进真正酥得掉渣的饼皮。
Don't over bake, could explode at any minute.
别烤过头，随时都可能爆炸。
Oh, my God! I didn't see anything.
我的天！我什么都没看见。
I just need to find a place to throw up.
我只是得找个地方吐。
Becky贝琪
Look, Jenna, it just happened.
听着，珍娜，这件事就那么发生了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Cal? Cal?
卡尔？卡尔？
Becky贝琪
Well, he's got such nice strong hands.
这个嘛，他的手又有力又好看。
All right, I wasn't looking for it, it was an accident.
好吧，我没有主动找上这件事，它是个意外。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
An affair is not an accident.
偷情可不是意外。
Dropping a tray is an accident.
把托盘摔了才叫意外。
Cal didn't just trip into your va-jay-jay.
卡尔又不是绊了一跤，正好跌进你的阴道里。
Becky贝琪
What?
什么？
Look, I'm just having me a little adventure
听着，我只是给自己来一点小小的冒险
after years and years of lots of nothing.
毕竟这么多年，什么事都没发生过。
It was getting so quiet down there you could hear an echo.
我下面安静得都能听见回声了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
What about your husband?
那你丈夫怎么办？
Becky贝琪
My husband wears Pampers, curses constantly,
我丈夫穿帮宝适，整天骂个不停，
and sleeps in a separate room.
而且睡在另一个房间。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Well, why don't you just leave him, Becky?
那你为什么不直接离开他，贝琪？
Becky贝琪
Because I love him. I wouldn't leave him
因为我爱他。我不会离开他
just 'cause I have to change his diaper three times a day.
就因为每天得给他换三次尿布。
What kind of person would do that?
什么样的人才会那么做？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Well, what kind of person has an affair with Cal
那什么样的人会和卡尔偷情，
who's married to Ethel?
明明他娶的是埃塞尔？
Becky贝琪
Well, Cal thinks she's gay.
这个嘛，卡尔觉得她是同性恋。
Look, they ain't slept together in 15 years.
听着，他们已经十五年没有睡在一起了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Most married couples haven't slept together in 15 years.
大多数夫妻结婚十五年后都不睡在一起。
But we know Ethel and she's not...
可我们认识埃塞尔，她并不……
Becky贝琪
She could be.
也可能是。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼。
But if he thinks she's gay, why don't they just divorce?
可如果他觉得她是同性恋，他们为什么不直接离婚？
Becky贝琪
Because he loves her. What kind of man
因为他爱她。什么样的男人
would leave his wife just 'cause she's gay?
会只因为妻子是同性恋就离开她？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
She—
她——
Becky贝琪
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
——嘿、嘿、嘿、嘿。
Now you're supposed to be my friend, not Ethel's.
你应该是我的朋友，不是埃塞尔的。
And I didn't say nothing about your early morning visit to the doc
而且你一大早去见医生的事，我可一个字都没说
when you came back with your dress on inside out
你回来时裙子还穿反了
'cause you were too busy putting the pap back in smear.
因为你忙着把“帕普”重新塞回“抹片”里。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Okay, that was one time
好吧，那只有一次
and I was not in my right mind.
而且我当时根本不清醒。
I put the lid on it.
我已经把它封住了。
Becky贝琪
Of course you did.
你当然封住了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
What's that supposed to mean.
你这话是什么意思？
Becky贝琪
Just go back to your pantry, Jenna.
回你的食品储藏室去吧，珍娜。
Bake yourself another Bury The Bullshit pie.
再给自己烤一个“把屁话全埋掉”派。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Well, you got me all figured out, don't you?
哦，你把我看得一清二楚，是吧？
You got everything all figured out.
你把所有事情都看得一清二楚。
It's the world according to Becky.
这世界全按贝琪的说法运转。