Waitress: The Musical (2023 Filmed Stage Production) · 14
Bad Idea (Reprise)
Jenna Hunterson & Dr. Jim Pomatter珍娜·亨特森 & 吉姆·波马特医生
Hearts keep racing
心仍在狂跳
There is no mistaking
不会认错
We can't come back from this
我们已无法从这里回头
Good 'cause I want more of what I had
很好，因为我还想要更多曾经尝过的滋味
It feels so good to - Feels so good
这种感觉太好——感觉太好
To be bad to be bad
做个坏人——做个坏人
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
I'm very pleased with your progress, Mrs. Hunterson.
你的情况进展得很好，亨特森太太，我非常满意。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Thank you, Doctor.
谢谢你，医生。
Pineapple Upside Down pie.
菠萝翻转派。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Your hormone levels are rising beautifully, Mrs. Hunterson.
你的激素水平升得非常漂亮，亨特森太太。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
In the Dark Dark Chocolate pie.
暗夜黑巧克力派。
Jenna Hunterson & Dr. Jim Pomatter珍娜·亨特森 & 吉姆·波马特医生
Take this bad idea and walk this wire
带上这个坏主意，走过这根钢丝
Throw your spark into oil and fire
把你的火花扔进油与火焰
Chance won't come every single day
机会不会每天都来
So don't throw it away don't throw it away
所以别把它丢掉，别把它丢掉
We might burn, but we might get saved
我们也许会烧毁，也许会获救
I don't feel much fire at all these days
这些日子，我根本感受不到多少火焰
Feels so good to
这种感觉太好
Feels so good to be bad
做个坏人的感觉太好
Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩
The British are coming!
英国人来了！
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Heya, Joe. How are you today?
嘿，乔。今天怎么样？
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
Same bastard as yesterday, Jenna.
还是昨天那个老混蛋，珍娜。
The question is how are you?
问题是，你怎么样？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Same train wreck.
还是同一场火车事故。
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
And how's the charming husband?
那位迷人的丈夫呢？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Charming as ever.
一如既往地迷人。
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
Right.
是啊。
And the lipstick smudger?
那位把你口红蹭花的人呢？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
What?
什么？
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
Oh, you know,
哦，你知道的，
the dog on the side? The affair.
外面那条狗。你的婚外情。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Okay, I'm
好吧，我——
I'm not having an "affair" affair.
我没有在搞那种“偷情式”的偷情。
It's just a—
它只是——
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
An affair.
就是偷情。
Your lipstick's all smudged
你的口红全蹭花了
like someone gave you a good one.
像是有人结结实实吻了你一回。
When you're done wiping away your indiscretions,
等你擦干净那些不检点的痕迹，
you wanna hear your horoscope?
想听听今天的星座运势吗？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
No.
不想。
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
"Aquarius. Even if you have a miserable snake husband,
“水瓶座。即使你有一个可悲的毒蛇丈夫，
you probably shouldn't be having no affair,
你大概也不该去偷情，
'cause it's beneath you
因为那有失你的身份
and could make you seem like a common...
还会让你看起来像个普通的……
hussy.
荡妇。
Not to mention the pain you could cause
更别提你可能会给
to other people."
其他人带来的痛苦。”
This afternoon I will have the Singing Tuney Fish Casserole,
今天下午我要一份“歌唱金枪鱼砂锅”，
no pickle on the plate.
盘子上别放酸黄瓜。
Well-done Frenchie fries. On their own plate.
薯条炸透。单独装一盘。
And Jenna's Devil's Food Oasis pie.
再来一块珍娜的魔鬼蛋糕绿洲派。
That's the one you should bake for that contest
你就该为那场大赛烤这个派
so you can win that money
这样你就能赢到那笔钱
and leave your husband fair and square
堂堂正正离开你丈夫
and smudge your lipstick with whomever the hell you want.
然后想和哪个混蛋蹭花口红都随你。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Joe you really think that pie is good enough to win?
乔，你真的觉得那个派好到足以夺冠？
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
Oh, that pie is a thing of beauty.
哦，那个派美得像一件艺术品。
How each flavor opens itself, one by one,
每一种味道依次展开，
like a chapter in a book.
就像书里的一章又一章。
First you get flooded with chocolate,
最先是铺天盖地的巧克力，
dark and bittersweet like an old flame.
深沉而苦甜，像一段旧情。
And then strawberry,
接着是草莓，
the way strawberry was always supposed to taste
尝起来终于像草莓本该有的味道
but never knew how.
只是它过去从不知道该怎么做到。
In fact, you know what? Forget all the other stuff I ordered.
说真的，知道吗？把我刚才点的其他东西全忘了。
Just bring me the damn pie. What are you waiting for?
只把那块该死的派端来。你还等什么？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
I don't believe for one second
我一秒钟都不相信
that you're as mean as you play.
你真像装出来的那么刻薄。
You tip me better than anyone.
你给我的小费比谁都多。
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
If you're noticing I'm having a hard time walking today,
要是你注意到我今天走路特别困难，
Keep it between us.
就让这事留在我们之间。
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
This is really heating up.
事情真的越来越火热了。
He is so passionate.
他太有激情了。
You wouldn't know it to look at him,
光看外表绝对想不到，
but he is a sexual dynamo.
可他是台性爱发电机。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
No, you wouldn't know it.
对，真看不出来。
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Well, he's amorous yet clean and well organized.
他既热情，又干净，而且井井有条。
And when he recites his spontaneous poetry,
等他吟诵那些即兴诗句时，
well...
这个嘛……
I'm multi-orgasmic.
我会连续高潮。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
I had no idea!
我完全不知道！
Becky贝琪
No, I didn't either and believe me
不，我也不知道，而且相信我，
it's something I did not need to know.
这件事我根本不需要知道。
Cal卡尔
Order up.
餐点好了。
Becky贝琪
Perhaps you could take some pointers, Cal.
也许你该学上几招，卡尔。
Cal卡尔
Perhaps you could take this slice
也许你该把这块
of Twisted Kentucky Pecan pie to table five.
“扭曲肯塔基山核桃派”送去五号桌。
I didn't realize it was hot and ready.
我没想到它已经又热又准备好了。
Becky贝琪
Girl, it's been hot all morning.
亲爱的，它整个早上都热着呢。
Cal卡尔
Hey, buddy.
嘿，伙计。
Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩
I'm waiting on Dawn.
我在等唐。
She's meeting my mother tonight.
她今晚要见我母亲。
I'm taking them to Stanton Grove for the steak dinner.
我要带她们去斯坦顿格罗夫吃牛排晚餐。
It's getting serious. Real, real serious.
事情越来越认真了。非常、非常认真。
Cal卡尔
Come on man, you got this.
加油，伙计。你能行。
Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩
Ooh.
哦。
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Hey.
嘿。
Cal卡尔
Breathe.
呼吸。
Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩
Dawn Pinkett!
唐·平克特！
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Ogie?
奥吉？
Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩
Every day I think of you,
每一天，当我想起你，
I think yes.
我都想到“是”。
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Oh, he's making me a poem right here.
哦，他要当场给我作诗了。
Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
我们认为这些真理不言自明。
Yes. I am more than he who audits.
是的。我不只是那个做审计的人。
I am poetry and sex
我是诗，是性爱，
and I'm living a dream. Love.
我活在梦想里。爱。
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Yes. Uh...
对。呃……
uh-huh. Yes.
嗯哼。好。
Oh, my God.
我的天。
Will you bus my tables so I can...
你能替我收拾桌子，让我……
Becky & Jenna Hunterson贝琪 & 珍娜·亨特森
Yes!
当然！
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Oh, thank you. You know, Jenna, I must admit
哦，谢谢。知道吗，珍娜，我必须承认
I don't really feel I understood the Declaration of Independence until now.
直到现在，我才真正理解《独立宣言》。
Life, liberty...
生命、自由……
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
And the Pursuit of Happiness pie.
和“追求幸福”派。
Sugar
糖
Sugar, butter, flour
糖、黄油、面粉
Meld warm Golden Delicious apples
将温热的金冠苹果
with free flowing brown sugar.
与自由流动的红糖融为一体。
Mix with cinnamon and allspice.
拌入肉桂和多香果。
Fold in cocoa chiffon...
拌入可可戚风……
until they merge together perfectly.
直到它们完美融合。
Top with peaks of everlasting Chantilly cream.
顶上挤出永恒香缇奶油的尖峰。
Nurse Norma诺玛护士
Missus... -Hunterson?
太太……——亨特森？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
And dust gently with powdered sugar.
再轻轻筛上糖粉。
Nurse Norma诺玛护士
Mrs. Hunterson?
亨特森太太？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
And garnish with rose petals.
最后用玫瑰花瓣装饰。
Nurse Norma诺玛护士
Mrs. Hunterson!
亨特森太太！
Doctor Pomatter and his wife
波马特医生和他的妻子
had to fly back east for a funeral this morning.
今天早上不得不飞回东部参加葬礼。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Oh, he flew back east with his wife?
哦，他和妻子一起飞回东部了？
Nurse Norma诺玛护士
Yes.
对。
So guess who's gonna examine your cha-cha today?
所以猜猜今天谁来检查你的小妹妹？
Me.
我。
I'm just kidding.
开玩笑的。
You look like shit, girl.
姑娘，你脸色糟透了。
You feeling okay?
身体还好吗？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Yeah. I'm fine. I'm just-- you know, the baby.
没事。我很好。我只是——你知道，因为孩子。
Nurse Norma诺玛护士
Of course.
当然。
How's it working out with Doctor Pomatter?
你和波马特医生相处得怎么样？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Oh, he's very professional.
哦，他非常专业。
Nurse Norma诺玛护士
Isn't he?
是吧？
Such a lovely bedside manner.
多么贴心的床边态度。
Is that pie for me?
那个派是给我的吗？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
I guess.
大概吧。
Nurse Norma诺玛护士
Looks so yummy.
看起来真好吃。
What kind is it?
是什么派？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
The Pursuit of Happiness pie.
“追求幸福”派。
Nurse Norma诺玛护士
We could all use a slice of that.
我们每个人都该来一块。
Ah.
啊。
Heartbeat strong and steady.
心跳强劲又平稳。
Here, take a listen.
来，听听看。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Dear baby...
亲爱的宝宝……
Let me begin by saying I'm sorry.
先让我说一声，对不起。
Don't take it personally, baby,
别往心里去，宝宝，
if I don't seem like all the other mamas
如果我看起来不像其他妈妈那样
jumping all over themselves with joy.
高兴得手舞足蹈。
I wish I could feel excitement that you're with me now.
我希望自己能为你现在与我同在而兴奋。
Or faith that I'd be a good mama.
或者相信我会成为一个好妈妈。
Even if my life is a mess.
即使我的生活一团糟。
And the world, as I see it,
而在我看来，这个世界
isn't so pretty like they'd have you believe in that baby book.
并不像那本育儿书要你相信的那么美好。
I frankly don't know what I've got to give you, baby.
老实说，我不知道自己能给你什么，宝宝。
What if I don't win that contest
如果我没赢下那场比赛
and don't have no money
一分钱也没有，怎么办？
and I can't leave Earl?
而我又离不开厄尔呢？
What the hell am I gonna do with you then?
那我到底该拿你怎么办？
Some days I think I should just give you
有些日子，我觉得干脆应该把你
to a nice family who could give you what I can't.
交给一个能给你我给不了的一切的好家庭。
I wish I could just run away.
我真希望自己能一走了之。
What kind of mama is that?
这算什么样的妈妈？
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Jenna.
珍娜。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
What are you doing here? You can't just come here.
你来这里干什么？你不能说来就来。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
I had to see you. It's been weeks.
我必须见你。已经好几个星期了。
I can't take this not knowing how you are.
不知道你过得怎么样，我受不了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Dr. Pomatter, we have to end this.
波马特医生，我们必须结束这一切。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Why?
为什么？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Because I've been thinking a lot
因为你和妻子离开时，
while you were away with your wife
我想了很多
and I can't live with myself.
我没法再这样面对自己。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
But, Jenna, I'm not gonna have a conversation about how crazy this is,
可是，珍娜，我不打算和你谈这件事有多疯狂，
about how bad my judgment is,
我的判断有多糟，
about how sorry I am. I'd be lying.
或者我有多后悔。那都会是谎话。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Don't say anything else.
别再说了。
Don't talk me out of it. Just go.
别动摇我的决定。走吧。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
I don't know how to do this.
我不知道这种事该怎么做。
I haven't felt anything like this.
我从未有过这样的感受。
I haven't felt in a very long time.
我已经很久没有任何感觉了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Neither have I.
我也是。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
So what now?
那现在怎么办？
Maybe you can teach me how to make a pie.
也许你可以教我怎么做派。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Seriously?
你认真的？
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Yeah, seriously.
对，认真的。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Okay. Sure, I could do that.
好。当然，我可以教你。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Okay, I brought you something.
好，我给你带了样东西。
It's a
这是……
it's a present.
这是一份礼物。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
For me?
给我的？
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Yeah. For you.
对。给你的。
Open it.
打开看看。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Oh, my God.
我的天。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
I had your name engraved on the back.
我让人在背面刻了你的名字。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Oh, wow.
哇。
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
这是我见过最美的东西。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
It's deep dish.
这是深盘烤模。
Non-stick.
不粘的。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Thank you.
谢谢你。
I have some gorgeous blackberries.
我有一些特别漂亮的黑莓。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
I love blackberries. I love them.
我爱黑莓。我特别爱。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Okay.
好。
Okay, we're gonna make one
好，我们要做一种
my mama used to call
我妈妈过去叫作
Lonely Chicago pie.
“孤独芝加哥”的派。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
She had hundreds of different kinds
她会做几百种不同的派
and they all had real strange names.
每一种都有特别古怪的名字。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
Like mama, like daughter.
有其母必有其女。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Yeah.
是啊。
She had...
她曾经……
such dreams for me.
对我有那么多梦想。
She'd be so sad to see how my life turned out.
要是看到我的人生变成这样，她一定会很难过。
Maybe I'm talking too much.
也许我说得太多了。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
No.
没有。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Mama used to keep me in the kitchen when
妈妈过去总把我留在厨房里，那是在
Daddy was in one of his moods.
爸爸又情绪不对劲的时候。
And she'd teach me everything about baking.
她会把烘焙的一切都教给我。
We'd sing this little song together.
我们会一起唱这首小歌。
Young Jenna幼年珍娜
Let's make a new one, Mama
妈妈，我们做个新的吧
What do you say?
你说好不好？
I love it when you let me pick out the name
我最喜欢你让我来挑名字
Sugar
糖
Jenna's mother珍娜的母亲
And butter
还有黄油
Young Jenna幼年珍娜
And flour
还有面粉
Jenna's mother & Young Jenna珍娜的母亲 & 幼年珍娜
And mother
还有妈妈
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
What the hell are you doing here?
你到底为什么会在这里？
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
I'm learning how to make Lonely Chicago pie.
我在学做“孤独芝加哥”派。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
No, I mean here.
不，我是说，为什么在这里。
Living in this town.
为什么住在这座小镇。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
My wife is
我妻子……
she's doing her residency. We came here because of her.
她在这里做住院医培训。我们是因为她才来的。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Are you happy with her? No, don't
你和她在一起幸福吗？不，别——
don't answer that.
别回答。
Dr. Jim Pomatter吉姆·波马特医生
I
我……
I'm not used to happy. I tend to be neurotic.
我不习惯幸福。我这个人往往很神经质。
You calm me down.
你能让我平静下来。