Waitress: The Musical (2023 Filmed Stage Production) · 16
I Love You Like a Table
Wedding officiant婚礼司仪
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today
亲爱的各位，我们今天齐聚于此
to celebrate the union of Ogie Herbert Eincorn
为了庆祝奥吉·赫伯特·艾因科恩
and Dawn Louise Pinkett,
与唐·路易丝·平克特的结合，
to join them together
使他们结合在一起……
To join them
使他们结合——
Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩
Wedding poetry happening right here, right now.
婚礼诗歌，就在此时此地诞生。
Your white dress
你的白色礼服
Sparks words spontaneous
激起自发涌现的词句
I'll sing from mountain tops
我会站在山巅高歌
I am in love, love, love
我坠入了爱、爱、爱河
And I don't care who knows it
我不在乎谁会知道
Lucky me
我真幸运
I was ordinary
我曾经平凡无奇
But with your love you see
可有了你的爱，你看
I am a poh-oh-oh-oh-oem writer
我成了一名诗——诗——诗——诗人
I will express this if I am able
如果我有这个能力，我就要把它表达出来
I love you like a table
我爱你，就像爱一张桌子
My legs were carved for you
我的桌腿为你而雕刻
I love you like a table
我爱你，就像爱一张桌子
I am wood and you are glue
我是木头，而你是胶水
Cover me with stuff
尽管把东西盖在我身上
I will hold it up
我都会把它们托住
Strong and stable
坚固又稳定
I love you like a table
我爱你，就像爱一张桌子
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
I love you, too
我也爱你
And I wanted to try and surprise you
而我想试着给你一个惊喜
I've written 29 new drafts of vows that didn't rhyme
我写了二十九版不押韵的新誓词
30 was a drum line
第三十版是一段鼓乐队表演
Dawn Pinkett & Ogie Anhorn唐·平克特 & 奥吉·安霍恩
Whoo!
呜！
Hey!
嘿！
Hey!
嘿！
Whoo!
呜！
Whoo!
呜！
Promise to as best we can
保证我们会尽力
Say I do and tell you that
说出“我愿意”，并告诉你
When I see you
每次见到你
I want to again
我都想再见你一次
Becky贝琪
The wedding pie, y'all!
各位，婚礼派来了！
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
我的天！我的天！
What do you call it, Jenna?
它叫什么，珍娜？
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Big old slice of Live Your Life pie.
大大一块“活出自己的人生”派。
Cal卡尔
Boy, Jenna, you've really outdone yourself this time.
天啊，珍娜，这一次你真的超越自己了。
Now I'm gonna be betting on you to win that contest next week.
下周那场比赛，我可押你会赢。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Thanks for letting me go, Cal.
谢谢你让我去，卡尔。
Cal卡尔
Yeah. I'm not such a bad guy, maybe.
是啊。也许我没那么坏。
Becky贝琪
Yeah, you're not such a bad guy, maybe.
是啊，也许你没那么坏。
Ogie Anhorn奥吉·安霍恩
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
好吃、好吃、好吃、好吃、好吃、好吃！
Dawn Pinkett唐·平克特
No, no, no, no, no!
不、不、不、不、不！
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Look at them.
看看他们。
Happiest day of their lives.
他们人生中最幸福的一天。
They have no idea the ride they're in for.
他们根本不知道接下来会经历什么。
Hey, Cal, can I ask you a question?
嘿，卡尔，能问你一个问题吗？
Cal卡尔
Shoot.
问吧。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Are you happy?
你幸福吗？
I mean, would you call yourself a happy man?
我是说，你会称自己为一个幸福的人吗？
Cal卡尔
You asking a serious question, I'll tell you.
既然你认真问，我就认真告诉你。
I'm happy enough.
我过得够幸福。
I don't give much, I don't get much,
我付出的不多，得到的也不多，
but I do try to enjoy whatever comes up.
但无论发生什么，我都会尽量享受。
That's my truth,
这就是我的真理，
summed up for your feminine judgment.
总结出来，供你用女性眼光评判。
I'm happy enough.
我过得够幸福。
May I have this dance?
可以请你跳这支舞吗？
Becky贝琪
Here, I had some big spenders yesterday.
拿着，我昨天遇上了几个出手阔绰的客人。
Stash this in the pot towards your entry fee.
把这些放进罐子，凑你的报名费。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
No, Becky, I can't take your money.
不行，贝琪，我不能拿你的钱。
Not with what you're dealing with at home.
尤其你家里还要应付那些事。
Becky贝琪
Uh-uh. Come on, just this once.
不行。拜托，就这一次。
Let me feel a little philanthropopical now.
让我也感受一次当慈善家的滋味。
I don't want you to worry about nothing
我不希望你操心任何事
but baking yourself a better life.
只管给自己烤出一种更好的人生。
All right now?
好吗？
When you win that contest,
等你赢下那场比赛，
you think you're gonna get one of them big
你觉得会不会拿到那种特别大的、
giant checks that are the size of a door?
像门一样大的巨型支票？
Always wondered how you cash one of those.
我一直好奇那种支票要怎么兑现。
Maybe we should have an affair.
也许我们该偷情。
Cal卡尔
Uh-uh. No ma'am.
不行，女士。
This ain't no affair.
这可不是什么偷情。
I'm in this for life, okay?
我是一辈子都要留在这里，明白吗？
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
Okay, scoot. Vamoose. Skadoodle.
好了，走开。消失。快闪。
This reminds me
这让我想起
of my third wedding
我的第三场婚礼
to Sara Cherie Caputo.
和萨拉·谢丽·卡普托的那次。
Now she was a screamer.
她叫得可响了。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Joe!
乔！
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
I was just trying to point out her good qualities.
我只是在指出她的优点。
Oh, man, she was nasty.
天啊，她可真下流。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
I'm gonna invent a special pie for you
我要专门为你发明一种派
called Old Joe's Horny Past pie.
就叫“老乔的好色往事”派。
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
You should enter that one in that contest.
你该拿那个去参赛。
Wake those old biddies up.
让那些老太婆清醒清醒。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Maybe I'll just bake it for you.
也许我只烤给你吃。
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
That'd have to wait.
那得等一阵了。
My doctor says I shouldn't be eating
医生说我不该再吃
all this sweet stuff.
这么多甜食。
My liver's acting up.
我的肝脏出问题了。
I got to have a piece of it removed.
得切掉一部分。
Jenna Hunterson珍娜·亨特森
Oh, Joe.
哦，乔。
Joe Josephson乔·约瑟夫森
Yeah.
是啊。
Last time I was in the hospital
上次我住院时
the nurse strapped me to a bed,
护士把我绑在床上，
pulled down my pants and shot me in the ass.
拉下我的裤子，朝屁股来了一针。
Not too shabby.
还不赖。
Not too shabby.
还真不赖。
So you better promise me
所以你最好向我保证
that you will bake to win.
你会为了胜利而烤。