Cats (1998 Filmed Stage Production) · 08
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer
Mungojerrie蒙哥杰瑞
Mungojerrie
蒙哥杰瑞
Rumpleteazer兰普蒂瑟
And Rumpleteazer
与兰普蒂瑟
Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer蒙哥杰瑞 & 兰普蒂瑟
We're a notorious couple of cats
我们是恶名远扬的猫搭档
As knockabout clowns Quick-change comedians
插科打诨的小丑，瞬间变装的喜剧演员
Tightrope walkers and acrobats
走钢索的高手，也是杂技演员
We have an extensive reputation
我们的名声可传得远了
We make our home in Victoria Grove
家住维多利亚巷
This is merely our centre Of operation
那里不过是我们的行动中心
For we are incurably given to rove
因为我们天生就爱四处游荡
When the family assembles For Sunday dinner
每逢一家人聚齐，准备星期日晚餐
Their minds made up That they won't get thinner
人人打定主意，再也不能瘦下去
Mungojerrie蒙哥杰瑞
On Argentine joint
阿根廷烤肉
Rumpleteazer兰普蒂瑟
Potatoes and greens
土豆和青菜
Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer蒙哥杰瑞 & 兰普蒂瑟
And the cook would appear From behind the scenes
厨师却从幕后走出来
And say in a voice That is broken with sorrow
用悲痛欲绝的声音说道
"I'm afraid you must wait And have dinner tomorrow
“恐怕各位得等等，明天再吃晚餐
"The joint has gone From the oven like that!"
“那块烤肉眨眼间就从烤箱消失了！”
Then the family will say "It's that horrible cat!
全家便会说：“又是那只可恶的猫！
Mungojerrie蒙哥杰瑞
"Was it Mungojerrie
“究竟是蒙哥杰瑞
Rumpleteazer兰普蒂瑟
Or Rumpleteazer!"
还是兰普蒂瑟！”
Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer蒙哥杰瑞 & 兰普蒂瑟
And most of the time They leave it at that
多半他们也只能说到这里
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer
蒙哥杰瑞与兰普蒂瑟
Have a wonderful way Of working together
配合起来有一套绝妙的办法
And some of the time You would say it was luck
有时你会说，那不过是运气
And some of the time You would say it was weather
有时你又会说，那只是天气作怪
We'd go through the house Like a hurricane
我们像飓风一样席卷整栋房子
And no sober person Could take his oath
任谁神志清醒，也不敢赌咒发誓
Mungojerrie蒙哥杰瑞
Was it Mungojerrie
究竟是蒙哥杰瑞
Rumpleteazer兰普蒂瑟
Or Rumpleteazer?
还是兰普蒂瑟？
Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer蒙哥杰瑞 & 兰普蒂瑟
Or could you have sworn That it might have been both?
或者你敢断定，其实两个都有份？
And when you hear A dining room smash
当你听见餐厅里哗啦一声碎响
Or up from the pantry There comes a loud crash
或食品间传来震天巨响
Or down from the library Came a loud ping
或楼下书房传来清脆一声
From a vase which was commonly
来自一只人人都说
Said to be Ming
是明代古董的花瓶
Then the family will say "Now which was which cat?"
全家便会问：“这回到底是哪只猫？”
Mungojerrie蒙哥杰瑞
It was Mungojerrie
是蒙哥杰瑞
Rumpleteazer兰普蒂瑟
And Rumpleteazer
还有兰普蒂瑟
Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer蒙哥杰瑞 & 兰普蒂瑟
And there's nothing at all To be done about that
但他们对此完全无计可施
And there's nothing at all To be done about that
对，他们对此完全无计可施