Heathers: The Musical (2022 Filmed Live) · 02
The Heathers and Candy Store
Martha玛莎
Hey, Veronica.
嗨，维罗妮卡。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Hey!
嗨！
Martha玛莎
You really look beautiful these days.
你这些天真是漂亮得要命。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Yeah, well, it's still the same me underneath.
是啊，不过骨子里还是老样子。
Martha玛莎
Are you sure?
是吗？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Yeah.
是啊。
Look, I'm sorry I flaked on movie night last week.
听着，上周电影之夜我放你鸽子了，对不起。
I've just had a lot going on.
我最近真是事情一堆。
Martha玛莎
I get that.
我懂。
You're with the Heathers now. It's exciting.
你现在可是跟希瑟们混了，真够风光的。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
It's— whatever.
也就……随便吧。
But we'll hang out soon, I promise.
不过我们很快就会一起出去，我保证。
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
Veronica.
维罗妮卡。
Heather requires your presence. Now.
希瑟要见你。现在。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
How very.
真会摆谱。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Veronica, I need a forgery written
维罗妮卡，我要一份伪造的
in Ram Sweeney's handwriting.
得写成拉姆·斯威尼的笔迹。
You'll need something to lean on.
你得找个东西垫着。
Heather, bend over.
希瑟，弯下腰。
"Hi, beautiful.
嗨，亲爱的。
I've been watching you and thinking about us
我一直在看着你，也一直想着我们
in the old days.
以前的那些日子。
I hope you can come to my homecoming party this weekend.
希望这个周末你能来我的返校派对。
I miss you, Ram."
我想你，拉姆。
Put an "XO" after the signature.
在署名后面加个‘亲亲抱抱’。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
What's this for anyway?
这到底是干嘛用的？
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
You remember how Ram used to hang with Martha Dumptruck?
你还记得拉姆以前总跟玛莎·垃圾车混在一起吧？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Yeah, in kindergarten. I mean, we all did.
记得啊，幼儿园那会儿嘛。我的意思是，我们都那样。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
We all didn't kiss on the kickball field.
可不是人人都在躲避球场上亲过嘴。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Oh, my God. That's right, I totally forgot.
天啊，对，我完全忘了。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Ram kissed Martha Dumptruck.
拉姆亲过玛莎·垃圾车。
It was disgusting.
恶心死了。
Perfect. Boys?
完美。男生们？
Over here, please.
这边，过来一下。
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
What do you think Heather wants?
你们说希瑟想干什么？
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
My hot body?
我的火辣身材？
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Uh-huh, punch it in!
没错，碰个拳！
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
Hell yeah!
当然了！
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Ram, be a sweetie and give this note to Martha Dumptruck for me.
拉姆，乖，把这张纸条送给玛莎·垃圾车。
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
What? No!
什么？不行！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Martha's had a crush on Ram for like 12 years.
玛莎已经暗恋拉姆十二年了。
This would kill her.
这会要了她的命。
And come on, Heather, you're bigger than this.
行了，希瑟，你没必要这样。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Are we gonna have a problem?
要找茬吗？
You got a bone to pick?
想跟我较劲？
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?
你都走到这一步了，干吗现在还来扯我老二？
I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch.
我平时早一巴掌把你脸抽飞了，大家都能在这儿看着。
But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice.
不过今天我心情好，给你点忠告。
Listen up, byatch!
听好了，臭婊子！
I like
我就爱
Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Looking hot Buying stuff they cannot
穿得火辣，买些她们买不起的东西
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
I like Drinking hard
我就爱猛灌烈酒
Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Maxing Dad's credit card
把老爹的信用卡刷爆
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
I like Skipping gym
我就爱翘体育课
Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Scaring her, screwing him
吓她一跳，睡他一觉
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
I like Killer clothes
我就爱杀气十足的衣服
Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Kicking nerds in the nose!
一脚踹中书呆子的鼻子！
Heather Chandler & Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·钱德勒 & 希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
If you lack the balls You can go play dolls
要是你没卵蛋，就回家玩洋娃娃去
Let your mommy fix you A snack
让你妈给你弄点零食
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Whoa!
哇哦！
Heather Chandler & Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·钱德勒 & 希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke
或者过来抽几口，狠狠干几杯朗姆可乐
In my Porsche With the quarterback
坐我保时捷，跟四分卫厮混
Oh, whoa Oh, whoa, oh whoa!
噢，哇哦，噢，哇哦，噢哇哦！
Honey, what you waiting for?
宝贝，你还等什么？
Welcome to my candy store!
欢迎来到我的糖果店！
Time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore
该你证明你不再是个废物了
Then step Into my candy store!
那就踏进我的糖果店！
Guys fall At your feet
男人会跪在你脚下
Pay the check Help you cheat!
替你买单，帮你作弊！
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
All you Have to do
你只要
Say goodbye to Shamu That freak's
跟那头虎鲸沙姆说再见，那个怪胎
Not your friend I can tell, in the end
不是你的朋友，我看得出来，最后只会害你
If she Had your shot
要是她有你的机会
She would leave you to rot!
她会把你扔在那儿烂掉！
Of course if you don't care Fine, go braid her hair
当然，要是你不在乎，那就去给她编辫子吧
Maybe Sesame Street is on
没准《芝麻街》正播着呢
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Whoa! Or forget that creep
哇哦！或者把那个变态忘了
Heather Chandler & Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·钱德勒 & 希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
And get in my Jeep
然后上我的吉普车
Let's go tear up Someone's lawn!
走，去把谁家的草坪掀个底朝天！
Whoa, whoa, whoa
哇哦，哇哦，哇哦
Honey, what you waiting for?
宝贝，你还等什么？
Welcome to my candy store!
欢迎来到我的糖果店！
You just gotta prove You're not a pussy anymore
你只要证明自己不再是个怂包
Then step Into my candy store!
那就踏进我的糖果店！
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
You can join the team Or you can bitch and moan
你可以入伙，也可以只会抱怨哭嚎
You can live the dream
你可以活在梦里
Or you can die alone You can fly with eagles
也可以孤零零地死掉，你还能跟鹰一起飞
Or if you prefer Keep testing me
要是你乐意，就继续试我
And end up like her!
最后落得跟她一个下场！
Martha玛莎
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party!
维罗妮卡，你看！拉姆邀请我去他的返校舞会了！
See? I told you there was still something there.
看见没？我就说他心里还有我。
This proves he's been thinking about me!
这说明他一直在想我！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Color me stoked. I'm so happy.
我都嗨翻了，真替你高兴。
Heather Chandler & Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·钱德勒 & 希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Whoa, whoa, whoa
哇哦，哇哦，哇哦
Honey what you Waiting for—
宝贝，你还等什么——
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Shut up, Heather!
闭嘴，希瑟！
Heather Chandler & Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·钱德勒 & 希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Step into my candy store!
踏进我的糖果店！
Whoa, time for you to prove
哇，该你证明了
You're not A lame-ass anymore!
你已经不是个废柴了！
Then step Into my candy store!
那就踏进我的糖果店！
It's my candy store It's my candy
这是我的糖果店，这是我的糖果
It's my candy store It's my candy
这是我的糖果店，这是我的糖果
It's my candy store
这是我的糖果店
It's my candy store!
这是我的糖果店！
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
You shouldn't have bowed down to the swatch dogs
你不该向那些时髦狗和
and diet-coke-heads.
健怡可乐脑袋低头。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
They're gonna crush that girl.
他们会把那女孩碾碎的。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
I'm sorry, what?
抱歉，什么？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Well, you clearly have a soul.
嗯，你显然有灵魂。
You just need to work harder keeping it clean.
你只是得更努力把它保持干净。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
We're all born marked for evil.
我们生来就被打上了邪恶的烙印。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Okay. Don't just quote Baudelaire at me
行吧。别只会拿波德莱尔来
and then walk away.
然后就走掉。