Heathers: The Musical (2022 Filmed Live) · 04
7-Eleven and Freeze Your Brain
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
But we better motor if we want to be ready for that party.
不过我们最好赶紧走,不然赶不上那场派对了。
Oops.
哎呀。
Mrs. Sawyer索耶太太
Clean that right now.
现在就给我擦干净。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Do I look like the maid?
我看起来像女佣吗?
Veronica, your mom is hilarious.
维罗妮卡,你妈太有意思了。
Mrs. Sawyer索耶太太
I forbid you to go anywhere with that girl.
我不准你跟那个女孩去任何地方。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Mom— Well, she has no respect
妈-- 反正她一点都不懂尊重
for anything. I know what she is.
对什么都不尊重。我知道她是什么货色。
What they all are, but they will get me safely
跟她们一样的那种人,但她们能让我安稳
through high school.
熬过高中。
I'm not going to change, I promise.
我不会变,我保证。
So, can I go?
那我可以走了吗?
Mrs. Sawyer索耶太太
Go.
去吧。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Thanks.
谢谢。
Mr. Sawyer索耶先生
What the hell goes on at that school?
那学校里到底他妈在搞什么?
Mrs. Sawyer索耶太太
I do not wanna know.
我一点都不想知道。
Heather Chandler & Heather Duke & Heather McNamara希瑟·钱德勒 & 希瑟·杜克 & 希瑟·麦克纳马拉
So step into my candy store!
快进我的糖果店吧!
It's my candy store It's my candy
这是我的糖果店,这是我的糖果
It's my candy store It's my candy
这是我的糖果店,这是我的糖果
It's my candy store
这是我的糖果店
It's my candy store!
这是我的糖果店!
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Veronica!
维罗妮卡!
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
Don't forget to buy corn nuts!
别忘了买玉米坚果!
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
It's not a party without corn nuts!
没有玉米坚果,算什么派对!
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Yes, Heather, plain or BQ?
好啊,希瑟,要原味还是烧烤味?
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
BQ!
烧烤味!
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Greetings and salutations.
问候,致意。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
You want a Slurpee with that?
要不要配一杯思乐冰?
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
No.
不要。
But if you're nice, I'll let you buy me a Big Gulp.
不过你要是乖点,我可以让你请我喝一杯大杯汽水。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
That's like going to Micky D's to order a salad.
这就像去麦当劳点沙拉一样离谱。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Slurpee's the signature dish of the house.
思乐冰才是这里的招牌菜。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Now, did you say cherry or lime?
那你是要樱桃味还是青柠味?
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
No, I said Big Gulp.
不,我说的是大杯汽水。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
I'm Veronica, by the way.
顺便说下,我叫维罗妮卡。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Veronica Sawyer.
维罗妮卡·索耶。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
You ever gonna tell me your name?
你打算什么时候告诉我你的名字?
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
I'll end the suspense.
我就不卖关子了。
Jason Dean, JD for short.
杰森·迪恩,叫我杰迪就行。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
So, JD.
所以,杰迪。
That thing you pulled at the caf' was pretty severe.
你在咖啡厅那一出,够狠的。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
The extreme always seems to make an impression.
极端一点,总会让人印象深刻。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
What brings a Baudelaire-quoting badass like you
像你这种会引用波德莱尔的狠角色,
to Sherwood, Ohio?
怎么会跑到俄亥俄州谢伍德来?
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
My dad's work.
我爸工作的缘故。
He owns a deconstruction company.
他开了一家拆除公司。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Deconstruction?
拆除?
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Yup, the old man seems to enjoy tearing things down.
对,老头子好像挺爱拆东西。
You seen the commercial?
你看过那支广告吗?
"I'm Big Bud Dean.
“我是大布德·迪恩。
If it's in the way, I'll make your day."
挡路的,我就让你吃点苦头。”
Yeah, then he pushes the plunger and the screen blows up.
对,然后他一按起爆器,屏幕就炸开了。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Oh, that's your dad?
哦,那是你爸?
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
In all his toxic glory.
对,毒气外溢得理直气壮。
Well, everybody's lives got static.
不过嘛,谁的人生都带点杂音。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Veronica!
维罗妮卡!
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Example, I don't really like my friends.
比如说,我其实不怎么喜欢我那些朋友。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
I don't like your friends either.
我也不喜欢你的朋友。
Hey, bag the party, hang here.
喂,别去什么派对了,陪我待这儿。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
At the 7-Eleven?
在七十一便利店?
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Swanky first date.
够排场的初次约会。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Hey! I love this place.
喂!我超喜欢这地方。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
No offense, but why?
不是冒犯,不过为什么?
I've been through Ten high schools
我念过十所高中
They start to get blurry
它们渐渐都模糊了
No point in planting roots 'Cause you're gone in a hurry
没必要扎根,因为你总会匆匆离开
My dad keeps two suitcases Packed in the den
我爸在书房里放着两个收拾好的手提箱
So it's only a matter Of when
所以只是早晚的事
I don't learn the names Don't bother with faces
名字我从不记,脸我也懒得认。
All I can trust Is this concrete oasis
我唯一能信的,就是这座水泥绿洲。
Seems every time I'm about to despair
好像每次我快要绝望时
There's a 7-Eleven Right there
旁边就有一家7-11便利店。
Each store is the same From Las Vegas to Boston
从拉斯维加斯到波士顿,每家店都一个样。
Linoleum aisles that I love To get lost in
油毡地板的过道,我最爱在里面迷路。
I pray at my altar of slush
我在冰沙祭坛前祈祷。
Yeah, I live For that sweet frozen rush
对啊,我就靠那股甜美的冰冻快感活着。
Freeze your brain
冻住你的大脑。
Suck on that straw Get lost in the pain
含住吸管,沉进这痛里。
Happiness comes When everything numbs
快乐,就是万物都失去知觉的时候。
Who needs cocaine?
谁还需要可卡因?
Freeze your brain
冻住你的大脑。
Freeze your brain
冻住你的大脑。
Care for a hit?
来一口吗?
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
你妈知道你吃这么多垃圾食品吗?
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Not anymore.
不了,她已经不在了。
When mom was alive We lived halfway normal
妈还在的时候,我们的日子还算正常。
But now it's just me And my dad, we're less formal
可现在只剩我和我爸,规矩也松得多。
I learned to cook pasta I learned to pay rent
我学会煮意大利面,也学会交房租。
Learned the world Doesn't owe you a cent
也学会这世界一分钱都不会欠你。
You're planning your future Veronica Sawyer
你在盘算未来呢,维罗妮卡·索耶。
You'll go to some college And marry a lawyer
你会去上什么大学,再嫁个律师。
But the sky's gonna hurt When it falls
可天塌下来的时候,会很疼。
So you better start Building some walls
所以你最好赶紧垒点墙出来。
Freeze your brain
冻住你的大脑。
Swim in the ice Get lost in the pain
在冰里游泳,迷失在疼痛里。
Shut your eyes tight Till you vanish from sight
把眼睛闭紧,直到你从眼前消失。
Let nothing remain
什么都别留下。
Freeze your brain
冻住你的大脑。
Shatter your skull Fight pain with more pain
砸开你的头骨,用更深的疼痛压过原来的痛
Forget who you are Unburden your load
忘了你是谁,把包袱全扔了。
Forget in six weeks You'll be back on the road
六个星期后就会忘光,你又能上路。
When the voice in your head Says you're better off dead
当你脑子里的声音说,你还是死了更好。
Don't open a vein!
别割开血管!
Just freeze your brain
就把你的大脑冻住。