Heathers: The Musical (2022 Filmed Live) · 07
Heather Chandler and The Me Inside of Me
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Hey.
嘿。
Here's my revenge.
这就是我的报复。
I'm going to drop a phlegm globber in her Prairie Oyster.
我要往她的醒酒饮料里吐一大口浓痰。
She'll never know.
她绝对不会发现。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
I'm more of a no-rust-buildup man myself.
我本人更偏爱“除锈无残留”这一款。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Oh, don't be a dick. That stuff would kill her.
得了，别犯贱。那玩意儿会要她的命。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Thus, ending her hangover.
正好一劳永逸，宿醉也结束了。
I say, we go with big blue.
我看就用这瓶蓝色大家伙。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Hey, what are you doing? You can't just...
嘿，你干什么？你不能就这么……
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Besides, she would never drink anything that looks like that.
再说，她绝不会喝看起来像那样的东西。
Well, ceramic mug, dim light,
陶瓷杯，昏暗光线，
she won't know what she's drinking.
她根本不知道自己喝的是什么。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Forget it.
算了。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Oh...
哦……
chicken.
胆小鬼。
Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
咯咯咯咯咯咯咯。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
You're not funny. Bawk.
一点也不好笑。咯。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
All right. I'm sorry.
好吧。对不起。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Prairie Oyster! Chop, chop!
醒酒饮料！快点快点！
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Veronica, you, uh...
维罗妮卡，你，呃……
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
I what?
我怎么了？
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Good luck.
祝你好运。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Good morning, Heather.
早上好，希瑟。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Ahh,
啊，
Veronica...
维罗妮卡……
and Jesse James.
还有杰西·詹姆斯。
Quelle surprise.
真是意外。
Let's get to it.
开始吧。
Beg.
求我。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
We both said things we didn't mean last night.
昨晚我们都说了些不是真心的话。
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
I actually prefer if you did this on your knees
其实我更希望你跪着说，
in front of your boy toy.
就在你这小情郎面前。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Okay. Look, I am really sorry. Do I look like I'm kidding?
好吧。听着，我真的很抱歉。我像在开玩笑吗？
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Down.
跪下。
Nice.
这才像话。
But you're still dead to me.
但你在我这儿还是个死人。
Corn...
玉米……
nuts.
脆片。
Quelle surprise... indeed.
真是……意外。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Well, don't just stand there. Call 911!
别傻站着了。打 911！
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
A little late for that. Heather.
现在才打有点晚了。希瑟。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Heather. Heather. Oh.
希瑟。希瑟。哦。
Oh, my—oh, my God, I just killed my best friend!
哦，我的——天哪，我刚杀了我最好的朋友！
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Oh, and your worst enemy so... Same difference.
哦，也杀了你最恨的敌人，所以……没差。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
The police are gonna think I did this on purpose.
警察会以为我是故意的。
They're gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin.
以后我的 SAT 成绩只能寄到圣昆廷监狱了。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Unless, look, she was reading The Bell Jar.
除非——你看，她当时在读《钟形罩》。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Oh, no.
不行。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Oh, yes.
当然行。
You can fake her handwriting.
你能模仿她的笔迹。
It will make her sound deep, like this...
这样能让她显得很有深度，比如……
I had pain in my path Like Silvia Plath
我的人生一路苦痛，宛如西尔维娅·普拉斯的控诉
My problems were myriad
我的烦恼不计其数
I was having my period
因为我正赶上月事
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Oh, my God. You know, this isn't funny.
天哪。你知道吗，这一点都不好笑。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
You could go to jail. Get your head straight now.
你可能会坐牢。现在给我清醒一点。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Heather would never use the word myriad.
希瑟绝不会用“不计其数”这种词。
She missed it in her vocab quiz.
她词汇小测时就答错了。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
So, it's a badge for her failures at school.
所以正好把它当成她学业失败的勋章。
Work with me.
配合我一下。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Okay. Okay. What would she say?
好，好。那她会说什么？
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
What is her final statement to a cold, uncaring planet?
面对这个冷漠无情的星球，她最后会留下什么话？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Dear World Believe it or not
亲爱的世界 信不信由你
I knew about fear
我也曾懂得恐惧
I knew the way Loneliness stung
我也懂孤独刺人的滋味
I hid behind smiles And crazy hot clothes
我躲在笑容和火辣得发疯的衣服后面
I learned to kiss boys With my tongue
我学会伸舌头和男生接吻
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
That's good.
这句不错。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
But, oh
可是啊
The world, it held me down
这个世界把我死死压住
It weighed like a concrete Prom queen crown
沉得像一顶混凝土做的舞会皇后桂冠
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
No one thinks A pretty girl has feelings
没人相信漂亮女孩也有感情
No one gets her insecurity
没人理解她心里的不安
I am more than shoulder pads And makeup
我不只是垫肩和妆容
No one sees
没人看见
The me inside of me
藏在我心里的那个我
Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply.
天哪，你们把我写得像“空气补给”似的。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Hey, keep going.
嘿，继续。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
This has to be good enough to fool the cops.
这封信必须像到足以骗过警察。
Officer McCord麦科德警官
Is it murder?
这是谋杀吗？
Officer Milner米尔纳警官
No, look. There's a suicide note.
不是，你看。她留了遗书。
Heather Chandler & Veronica Sawyer希瑟·钱德勒 & 维罗妮卡·索耶
They couldn't see past
他们看不穿
My rock star mystique
我摇滚巨星般的神秘外表
Ensemble & Heather Chandler & Veronica Sawyer群演 & 希瑟·钱德勒 & 维罗妮卡·索耶
They wouldn't dare Look in my eyes
他们不敢直视我的双眼
But just underneath Was a terrified girl
可那外表下面只是个吓坏了的女孩
Who clings to her pillow And cries
只能抱紧枕头哭泣
My looks were just like Prison bars
我的美貌就像监狱铁栏
They've left me A myriad of scars
给我留下了不计其数的伤痕
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Myriad. Nice.
“不计其数”。不错。
Ensemble & Heather Chandler & Veronica Sawyer群演 & 希瑟·钱德勒 & 维罗妮卡·索耶
No one thinks A pretty girl has substance
没人相信漂亮女孩也有内涵
That's the curse Of popularity
这就是受欢迎的诅咒
Ensemble群演
Popularity
受欢迎
Principal Gowan高恩校长
I am more than just A source of hand jobs
我不只是替人打手枪的工具
Ensemble & Heather Chandler & Veronica Sawyer群演 & 希瑟·钱德勒 & 维罗妮卡·索耶
No one sees The me inside of me
没人看见 藏在我心里的那个我
Coach Ripper里珀教练
Yeah, I'm telling you,
对，我跟你说，
Principal Gowan.
高恩校长。
Heather Chandler is not your everyday suicide.
希瑟·钱德勒这次可不是普通的自杀。
You should cancel classes.
你应该停课。
Principal Gowan高恩校长
No way, Coach.
没门，教练。
I send the kids home before lunch
我要是午饭前就让孩子们回家，
and the switchboard will light up like a Christmas tree.
总机还不得像圣诞树一样全亮起来。
Ms. Fleming弗莱明老师
Our children are dying.
我们的孩子正在死去。
What the school needs is a good old-fashion rap session.
学校现在需要的是一场老派的真心座谈。
I suggest we get everyone into the cafeteria
我建议把所有人召集到食堂，
and just talk and feel together.
大家一起谈，一起感受。
Principal Gowan高恩校长
Thank you, Ms. Fleming.
谢谢你，弗莱明老师。
Call me when the shuttle lands.
等航天飞机落地了再通知我。
Ms. Fleming弗莱明老师
Go ahead, laugh at the hippie.
笑吧，尽管笑这个嬉皮士。
But we all misjudged Heather Chandler.
但我们都看错了希瑟·钱德勒。
Myself included.
也包括我。
I mean, have you read this suicide note,
我是说，你们读过这封遗书吗，
really read it?
真正认真地读过吗？
Heather Chandler & Ms. Fleming希瑟·钱德勒 & 弗莱明老师
Box up my clothing For Goodwill
把我的衣服装箱捐给慈善商店
Let's give the poor A helping hand
让我们向穷人伸出援手
Donate my necklaces And rings
把我的项链和戒指也捐出去
To starving children Needing set
送给急需首饰的饥饿儿童
Send them my hats and my CDs
把我的帽子和唱片都送给他们
My pumps My flats, my three TVs!
高跟鞋 平底鞋 还有我的三台电视！
Ensemble群演
No one thinks A pretty girl has feelings
没人相信漂亮女孩也有感情
But I weep for all
可我为所有人流泪
I failed to be I failed to be
我没能成为 我没能成为
Maybe I can help the world By leaving
也许离开人世就能帮助这个世界
Maybe that's the me
也许这就是
Inside of me
藏在我心里的那个我
Principal Gowan高恩校长
Ugh, hell.
唉，见鬼。
Long weekend for everybody!
所有人都放长周末！
Ms. Fleming弗莱明老师
Not too fast, kids.
别急着跑，孩子们。
While they're refueling the buses,
校车正在加油，
which gives us a solid half hour of healing.
正好给我们足足半小时疗愈心灵。
I want you all to study this suicide note,
我要你们所有人研读这封遗书，
so you can really feel Heather's anguish.
好真正感受希瑟的痛苦。
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
Her world seem Like a perfect place
她的世界看起来完美无瑕
Heather Duke & Ms. Fleming希瑟·杜克 & 弗莱明老师
Go on. But friends and toys
继续。但朋友和玩具
Had no effects Feel!
全都不起作用。感受！
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
That's why she punched me In the face
所以她才一拳打在我脸上
Ensemble & Ms. Fleming群演 & 弗莱明老师
Heal! Because she was
疗愈！因为她只是
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Desperate to connect
拼命想与人建立联结
Ms. Fleming弗莱明老师
Veronica, something on your mind?
维罗妮卡，你有什么想说的吗？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
I'm sorry. It's just this classroom discussion
抱歉。只是这场课堂讨论
is stirring up emotions I haven't felt
唤起了我许久未曾有过的情绪，
since hands across America.
打从“手牵手横跨美国”以后就再没感受过。
Ms. Fleming弗莱明老师
My God.
我的天。
Look what we've done We're breaking through
看看我们做到了什么 我们正打破隔阂
Heather would be So proud of you!
希瑟一定会为你们骄傲！
Ensemble群演
And you! And you! And you! And you!
还有你！你！你！你！
No one thinks A pretty girl can touch you
没人想到漂亮女孩也能触动你
Heather touching me... Heather touching me...
希瑟在触摸我……希瑟在触摸我……
But she's made us Better than we were
但她让我们变得比从前更好
Heather's dead
希瑟死了
But she will live inside me
可她会活在我心里
And I'll be the me Inside of her
而我会成为她心里的那个我
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Holy crap!
我的妈呀！
This is awesome!
这也太爽了！
Ensemble群演
Heather cried, our sins Fell on her shoulders!
希瑟哭泣 我们的罪都落在她肩上！
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Jesus Christ! Heather died
老天啊！希瑟死了
Ensemble群演
So we could all be free!
让我们所有人获得自由！
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
I'm bigger than John Lennon!
我比约翰·列侬还伟大！
Ensemble群演
Heather's gone But she will live forever!
希瑟走了 可她会永远活着！
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
She's the dove That sings outside my window
她是窗外歌唱的白鸽
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
She's the twin From whom I'm separated
她是与我失散的孪生姐妹
Ensemble群演
She's the horse I never got for Christmas
她是我圣诞节始终没得到的那匹马
Heather sees the me
希瑟看见了
Inside of me
藏在我心里的那个我
Heather is the me
希瑟就是
Inside of me
藏在我心里的那个我
Inside of...
藏在……
Me!
我心里！
Ms. Fleming弗莱明老师
As anyone who saw the Breakfast Club can tell you,
凡是看过《早餐俱乐部》的人都知道，
all teenagers are essentially the same.
所有青少年本质上都一样。
Heather was not alone in feeling alone.
希瑟并不是唯一一个在孤独中感到孤单的人。
We have to identify the other ticking bombs out there.
我们必须找出外面那些还在倒计时的炸弹。
Identify and...
找出他们，然后……
heal them.
疗愈他们。
But I gave Heather a C-minus last week.
可我上周给了希瑟一个 C−。
And now, I lie awake at night wondering...
如今我每晚辗转难眠，想着……
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
God, turn it off.
天哪，快关掉。
Ms. Fleming弗莱明老师
...if not, was what pushed her over the edge?
……是不是这个分数把她逼到了绝路？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Ugh, what crap.
呃，全是屁话。
Shows like this make suicide look cool.
这种节目把自杀拍得很酷。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Hey, kids, make your teacher cry,
嘿，孩子们，让老师为你哭，
get the respect you didn't get in life.
赢得活着时得不到的尊重。
It's gross.
真恶心。