Heathers: The Musical (2022 Filmed Live) · 08
The Cemetery and You're Welcome
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Do you think Heather's mother keeps everything
你觉得希瑟的妈妈会不会把她房间里的一切
in her room the same, like, she's alive.
都原样留着，好像她还活着一样？
Well, rugs gonna need to get cleaning.
反正，那块地毯是得好好洗洗了。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Why?
为什么？
Well, I feel bad.
我就是觉得很难受。
Heather was a human-being and we killed her.
希瑟是个活生生的人，是我们杀了她。
You feel bad, too, right?
你也不好受，对吧？
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Of course.
当然。
Hey, you wanna get some ice cream? Let's go hit Dairy Queen.
嘿，想吃冰激凌吗？去冰雪皇后吧。
Big Bud Dean老巴德·迪恩
What's wrong? Jason!
怎么回事？杰森！
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
We need to leave now.
我们现在就得走。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
What is going on?
到底怎么了？
Big Bud Dean老巴德·迪恩
Jason, are you here?!
杰森，你在这儿吗？！
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
That's my dad.
是我爸。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Oh, cool, I wanna meet him.
酷，我想见见他。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Not a good idea.
这可不是个好主意。
Big Bud Dean老巴德·迪恩
Jason, come on.
杰森，快点。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
It's show time.
好戏开场了。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Oh, Mr. Dean, hello.
迪恩先生，您好。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Veronica, this is my dad, Big Bud Dean—
维罗妮卡，这是我爸，“大巴德”·迪恩——
Big Bud Dean老巴德·迪恩
Get rid of her. Some friends of ours need a hotel broke down.
把她打发走。我们有几个朋友，需要拆掉一家旅馆。
Now, run over to Sears,
现在去趟西尔斯，
get 80 pounds of fertilizer
买八十磅化肥，
and some diesel fuel.
再弄些柴油。
Uh, use the Nevada ID.
呃，用那张内华达州的证件。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
I'm going for ice cream, with my girlfriend.
我要和我女朋友去吃冰激凌。
Big Bud Dean老巴德·迪恩
You know how I blew up one of these shit box suburban houses?
知道我上次怎么炸掉这种郊区破房子的吗？
Packed the top floor with thermals,
我在顶楼塞满燃烧剂，
set it all off with a Norwegian in the boiler room.
再让一个挪威人在锅炉房里把它全引爆。
Where is your house, sweetheart?
小甜心，你家住哪儿？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Right.
好吧。
Well, I should go.
那我该走了。
My mom is cooking dinner.
我妈正在做晚饭。
Spaghetti with lots of oregano.
意大利面，还放了好多牛至。
Big Bud Dean老巴德·迪恩
Nice.
不错。
Jason “J.D.” Dean杰森·“J.D.”·迪恩
Last time I saw my mom, she was waving at me
我最后一次见到我妈时，她还在朝我挥手，
out the window of a library in Texas.
就在得州一座图书馆的窗户后面。
Right, dad?
对吧，爸？
Big Bud Dean老巴德·迪恩
Right, son.
对，儿子。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Okay. Well, see you tomorrow.
好吧。那明天见。
Dear, Diary.
亲爱的日记：
JD's dad will not be speaking at our wedding.
我和杰迪结婚时，绝不能让他爸致辞。
Hello?
喂？
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Veronica? It's Heather Mc.
维罗妮卡？我是希瑟·麦克。
I need help. I'm out at Layman's Farm.
我需要你帮忙。我在莱曼农场。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
What's wrong?
出什么事了？
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Just hurry, please. It's an emergency.
求你快来，真的是急事。
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
Is she coming?
她会来吗？
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
She said she was, but I kind of feel bad
她说会来，可我总觉得这样不太好，
for dragging her all the way out here.
让她大老远跑到这儿来。
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
Nobody cares about your feelings.
没人在乎你怎么想。
Oh, this mud is gonna ruin my shoes.
噢，这泥会毁了我的鞋。
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Hmm, I'm not sure it's mud.
嗯，我不确定那是泥。
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
Shit!
妈的！
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Exactly.
没错。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
What are you two doing in the middle
你们两个在这片牛牧场中央
of a cow pasture?
干什么呢？
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
We're stranded.
我们被困在这儿了。
We were headed to the cemetery to pour
我们本来要去墓园，想往
a jug of Thunderbird on Heather's grave.
希瑟墓上倒一大罐雷鸟酒。
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
You know, from her homies.
你懂的，算她的姐妹们敬她。
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
But Kurt and Ram saw cows and stopped the car.
可库尔特和拉姆看见牛，就把车停了。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Why? There's nothing out here, but cows.
为什么？这儿除了牛什么都没有。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Get ready to push! Put your back into it!
准备推！腰背都使上劲！
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
At the count of three!
数到三！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
What are they doing?
他们在干什么？
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
Cow tipping.
推牛玩。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
One, two, three.
一、二、三。
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
One, two, three.
一、二、三。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
So immature.
真幼稚。
Come on. I'll drive you guys home.
走吧，我开车送你们回家。
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
Oh, that's not why we called you.
噢，我们叫你来可不是为了这个。
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
We made a deal with the guys.
我们跟男生做了个交易。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
A deal?
交易？
What kind of a deal?
什么交易？
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
If we got you to show up here,
只要我们把你骗到这儿来，
Kurt promised to give us his keys,
库尔特就答应把车钥匙给我们，
so Heather and I could go home.
这样我和希瑟就能回家。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Show up for...
骗我来是为了……
what exactly?
到底要我干什么？
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
Come on.
拜托。
I've seen you looking at Kurt.
我见过你偷看库尔特。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
What?
什么？
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
You think he's cute, right?
你觉得他很帅，对吧？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
No.
才没有。
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
And Ram also very cute?
拉姆也很帅吧？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
No.
才不。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
The cows are down for the cows.
母牛已经为公牛躺下了。
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
And the chicks are up for grabs.
妞儿们也任我们挑。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Yow!
哟！
Heather Duke希瑟·杜克
Veronica's here,
维罗妮卡来了，
so we're leaving. Car keys now.
——维罗妮卡来了，我们走。现在就把车钥匙给我。
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
All right.
好吧。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Have fun.
玩得开心。
Heather McNamara希瑟·麦克纳马拉
Don't do anything we wouldn't do.
别做我们不会做的事哦。
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
Bye.
拜拜。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Oh, look, more keys.
噢，看，又一串钥匙。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
No, no, no, no, no. Come on.
不、不、不、不，不行。得了吧！
Give me my keys.
把钥匙还我。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
No.
不给。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Stop screwing around.
别闹了。
I have to get home.
我得回家。
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
You can't just leave.
你不能就这么走。
Not when you're dressed like that.
你穿成这样，可不能说走就走。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Dressed like what? This is what I always wear.
穿成哪样？我一直都这么穿。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
I know. And it's torture.
我知道。所以才折磨人。
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
How do you expect us to control ourselves when you look so hot?
你这么辣，还指望我们怎么把持得住？
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Dear Diary Here we are in the dark
亲爱的日记，我们困在黑暗里
Fifty yards from my car I could climb that tree
离我的车只有五十码 我可以爬上那棵树
I never get that far
可我根本走不了那么远
They're a hundred pounds Heavier
他们比我重上足足一百磅
They have my keys I'm a rat in a trap
钥匙在他们手里 我像只落入陷阱的老鼠
Correction, I'm the cheese
更正，我才是那块奶酪
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Hey there, girl Ignore this fool
嘿，姑娘，别理这个蠢货
He tries to play cool While he's dribbling drool
他装得酷，其实口水都流个不停
Just trying to say In our friendly way
我们只是想友好地告诉你
That you've gotten hotter Like every day
你一天比一天更火辣
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
Ha! Hey there, girl
哈！嘿，姑娘
Avoid this punk
躲开这个混蛋
He's hungry for a hunk Of the junk in your trunk
他就馋你屁股上那块肉
There is no lie That dog won't try
只要你这样的美味从眼前经过
When a tasty treat Like you walks by
那条狗什么谎都敢编
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
'Cause once You were geeky and nerdy
因为从前 你又土又书呆子气
Now, you're flirty Freaky, and dirty
现在又浪又怪又下流
You were nothing and nobody
从前你什么都不是，谁也不是
But now you're good Enough to get with me
现在终于够格跟我上床
Huh, you're welcome
哈，不用谢
Look where you are
看看你如今的处境
You're welcome You've won the football star
不用谢 你赢得了一名橄榄球明星
You're welcome
不用谢
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Baby, what's that smell?
宝贝，那是什么味儿？
That's the smell of me Loving you well
那是我狠狠疼爱你的味道
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
You're welcome
不用谢
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
Yeah This is not a drill
听着 这不是演习
This is not a bad dream
这也不是一场噩梦
In a cow pasture No one can hear you scream
在牛牧场里 你叫破喉咙也没人听见
Never break their stare
绝不能避开他们的目光
Stay awake, stay aware
保持清醒，时刻提防
You're not in real danger 'Till they grab your hair
他们抓住你头发前 还不算真正危险
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
Come back, girl
回来，姑娘
Now, don't play hurt
别装得像受了伤害
If you don't want me staring Why you're wearing that skirt?
不想让我盯着，干吗还穿那条裙子？
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
We can't be tamed And we can't be blamed
我们天性难驯，也怪不到我们
It's all your fault That we're inflamed
是你害我们欲火焚身，全怪你
Because once You were grody and grotty
因为从前 你又恶心又邋遢
Now, you got a body Like a Maserati
现在这副身材 活像玛莎拉蒂
Stroke my fur Make me purr
摸摸我的毛 让我舒服得直哼哼
Hey, you wanted To be popular!
喂，是你自己想当红人！
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
Hit me!
来打我啊！
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Huh.
哈？
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
You're welcome Look where you are
不用谢 看看你如今的处境
You're welcome
不用谢
Come get your football star
来拿走你的橄榄球明星吧
You're welcome Come and join the pros
不用谢 来加入职业选手的行列
Because once we squeeze you You'll stay squoze
因为只要被我们一挤 你就永远是被挤过的货
You're welcome in my lap Welcome on my knee
欢迎坐我大腿 欢迎跪到我膝前
Well, come on and get grabby In the grass with me
来吧，跟我在草地里尽情乱摸
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
I got one last chance To save my ass
我只剩最后一次机会救自己
What was that move From my self-defense class?
防身课教的那招是什么来着？
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
I'll steal your heart Like a thief
我会像小偷一样偷走你的心
Bring you sweet relief
再给你甜蜜的解脱
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
Call me Wendy 'Cause you'll never wonder
叫我温迪吧 你绝不会再问
"Where is the beef?"
“牛肉在哪儿？”
Heather Chandler希瑟·钱德勒
They're a powder keg So don't yell or beg
他们是两只火药桶 别喊，也别求饶
Stay friendly, then gently Accidentally sweep the leg
先装友善，再轻轻地、“不小心”扫倒他的腿
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Whoa, what the hell?
哇，搞什么鬼？
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
Dude, this mud stinks.
老兄，这泥臭死了。
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
Oh, gross.
噢，恶心死了。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
You're welcome
不用谢
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Back up fool, you reek.
离我远点，蠢货，你臭死了。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
You're welcome
不用谢
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
Well, you smell like a sewage leak.
你才像下水道漏了一样臭。
Kurt Kelly & Veronica Sawyer库尔特·凯利 & 维罗妮卡·索耶
You're welcome Wait, dude
——不用谢。——等等，老兄。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
I'm pretty sure This ain't mud!
我敢肯定 这根本不是泥！
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
It's cow manure! It's cow manure!
——是牛粪！——是牛粪！
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney & Veronica Sawyer库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼 & 维罗妮卡·索耶
You're welcome No, it's everywhere.
——不用谢。——不，它哪儿都是。
Veronica Sawyer维罗妮卡·索耶
You're welcome
不用谢
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Oh, God, it's in my head.
天啊，弄到我头上了。
Ram Sweeney拉姆·斯威尼
Oh, God, it's in my head.
天啊，弄到我头上了。
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
You're welcome Hey, girl
不用谢。嘿，姑娘。
Kurt Kelly库尔特·凯利
Now, let's not dwell I'mma smell
别老想着这事 我虽然臭了
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
You can tell I can still be loving you well
你闻得出来 我照样能好好疼爱你
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney & Veronica Sawyer库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼 & 维罗妮卡·索耶
Swell! No, I'll be loving you well
——好极了！——不，我会好好疼爱你
See you in hell! No, I'll be loving you well
——地狱见！——不，我会好好疼爱你
Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney库尔特·凯利 & 拉姆·斯威尼
No, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be I'll be loving
不，我会、我会、我会 我会疼爱你
Loving, loving, loving Loving you well
疼爱、疼爱、疼爱 好好疼爱你
Ensemble群演
You're welcome You're welcome
不用谢 不用谢
You're welcome
不用谢