欢乐岁月

What? You say she's not there?

Well, do you know when she's expected back?

It's open!

Sorry. You don't expect her back until when?

Until after the theater?

No, no message.

Wait, yes, actually. Will you tell her that Franklin...

Ta-da!

Frankie!

Oh, my God, Frankie! I don't believe my eyes!

Oh, did your daddy miss you!

And look how big you got, huh!

Daddy, we saw your boat, but we didn't see you.

- No? - Ta-da!

Wha...?

You know, what is really amazing is we're not all still waiting

at that dock to surprise you.

God, was our face red.

Well, first class doesn't get off at the dock!

We have this big ramp at the prow

and a captain who leads you right into your limousine.

Oh, right, of course. Silly us.

Mary, you should have known that.

He got Beth to send Frankie from Houston.

Daddy, I have 32 postcards all over my wall.

My favorite are the alligator and the Panama Canal.

Wow, look at that.

He brought Frankie an alligator back with him.

What a nice little...

Oh, God, Frankie! Frankie, you have to help me!

Oh, God!

Thanks, Uncle Charley.

That's bound to give someone here real nice dreams.

All right, start with the trip, and then I want a Sherpa guide

to show me this gargantuan apartment.

Well, I owe it all to you guys for making me go.

I didn't do anything that wasn't rich.

Rich living, rich food, rich people.

Well, poor Evelyn, my poor wife, who never comes in

from our poor house in the poor country, poor thing,

is dropping off our four poor children with her poor mother.

Got it, Charley.

Where they are expecting Frankie.

And then Evelyn is meeting the three of us at...

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Where? Where?

You're never gonna guess where.

Downtown Club.

The Downtown Club.

Charley.

Now, let me think.

A smoky, dingy Greenwich Village dive

or the homecoming party at the Colony Club?

Hmm, what a choice.

Oh, Frank, I'm so sorry.

You must give us a list of what's in and what's out.

You know how important all of that is to me.

Ah! Wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Presents.

I forgot... presents.

This is for Aunt Mary.

Ooh, thank you.

And this is for Uncle Charley.

Well...

Son, about 40 of yours are right now up in the air

between Gibraltar and Texas,

but trust me, they are absolutely worth the wait.

It's my book in Spanish.

I bought it in Valparaiso, Chile,

where there it was in all these store windows.

Oh, Mary, tell Frank the story of how success has affected you.

Okay, I'll start.

Mary has joined the enemy.

Charley.

Frankie, tell Aunt Mary,

how many kids in your class say,

"When I grow up, I want to be a drama critic"?

Oh, Charley, just shut your mouth and open your present.

I did.

What is it?

What is it?

It's an option agreement.

We have been offered a small fortune

to do a movie version of Musical Husbands!

Oh, my God!

That is unbelievable!

Frankie. Frankie, come here.

So, take this over to Daddy and say very clearly,

"There isn't enough money in the universe."

You're welcome, Charley. I appreciate the gratitude.

Thanks very much.

There isn't enough money in the universe.

Oh, boy.

Frankie, um, what do you say the two of us go,

and we'll explore this monster apartment?

I'm tired.

Well, of course you are, tiger. It's been a long day.

Yeah, you know, we can have a lie-down upstairs.

Good night, Daddy.

Good night.

Aw. All right, come on.

Let's see what we can find you up there.

What do you think they have?

Charley, I'm 31 years old.

Beth wiped me out with the divorce.

I have a son to consider.

So forgive me, Charley, if I happen to need money.

So let's us do the work, and the money will come.

Frank, we cannot keep making our stuff

the other thing we do.

Shh. Guys, not now.

Why do I have to be poor to write music?

Because once you're rich, you never will.

Charley, I am telling you,

we can make a statement with this movie.

Nurse, doctor, guard, attendant, matron,

anybody else.

Trust me.

- You trust me. - Charley, listen!

Frank, you listen. You listening?

No. No, no, never, ever. No.