欢乐岁月

Ah!

Oh, anguish!

I hate it when I've missed everything.

The wife here, she misses nothing.

Well, I had no idea the gang would be dropping in.

My understudy's been going on for the last few weeks,

and Joe insisted, as a courtesy, I must see her.

But first, I insisted Joe must see Frank's new apartment.

Have you ever seen that disaster he was living in?

I decorated it.

I am calling the surgeon general tomorrow to have him cut out my tongue!

Oh, ho, promises, promises.

Look, Joe, it's Charles.

Now we can call the night a success.

Hey, Gussie.

Um, I didn't hear a doorbell.

Oh, I bet that's because I didn't ring one.

I never do

when I have keys.

I'm decorating this pad.

The price was right.

Free.

Here, I picture all of the furniture in here,

the hues of anemones,

a chair...

a chair, a footstool...

and a sofa.

Oh, I should have a brain transplant.

I forgot we bought this teeny, tiny housewarming nothing,

some awesomely expensive champagne.

I'll open it.

"Do."

All right, I will.

Ugh, I'm gonna go check outside.

Always good to see you, Joe.

And your wife.

Joe, precious, there are glasses in the kitchen,

and it's Frank's house, so he can do the honors.

Oh. Mushi-mushi, darling.

I... I... I...

We have a curtain to make.

Oh.

Home one day, and already she's ordering me around.

St—

How nice to see the old gang.

Can they see us?

Yes.

I didn't even unpack.

I've made up my mind. I'm leaving Joe.

He'll be destroyed.

Or I will be.

I'll call you when I arrive at the theater.

I'm supposed to go out.

Please.

Please, you've got to wait for my call.

Gussie.

I'm desperate.

I'll wait for your call.

Consider yourself kissed.

You got this guy everything

anybody could ever want in a kitchen except for glasses.

Here, I'll get them. They're still packed.

Ugh, eek, look at me. Oh, that means don't.

I'm going to the little boys' room to repair.

That's real first-class champagne.

Oh, I don't drink.

What? Never?

Mmm, hardly ever.

No, I'm a very excessive personality.

You know, it's too much caffeine,

too much cigarettes, too much food.

Too much Frank.

Is Frank the only person in the world who doesn't know you're in love with him?

And how many people know about those two? Oh.

Uh, I mean, I'm sure there must be one or two...

...who don't.

I have decided not to know.

She is now Broadway's hottest star.

And the guy, he's hot, too, obviously,

in more than one sense.

I say, let them get it out of their systems.

As long as, please, God, she don't leave me.

Well, uh...

I think Frank's being on a boat

for the last eight months has put an end to it.

Gussie flew over and joined the cruise, you know.

What?

Yeah.

We had no idea Gussie was on the cruise.

Mm-hmm.

It will never cease to amaze me how everyone in this town

knows everything I do.

It was only for the last two weeks.

Okay.

Pretend these are champagne glasses.

You've got yours.

Now, Charles...

Oh, just one, Joe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mary.

No.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh, that's right. You never do.

Well, more for us.

To our genius.

Thank you. Thank you.

It's always nice to be appreciated.

Yes.

Okay, Gus, curtain, curtain! We got a curtain.

Oh, pooh.

But one minute late, God, every column.

And Frank, we will see you after.

Oh, uh, Frank's coming with us.

Oh?

Actually, what I should do

is stay here and look after Frankie.

Frankie's here.

You're kidding, aren't you?

Oh, now, Mary,

let's all let Franklin get himself settled in.

Good night, Mr. All-Work-And-No-Play.

And everybody's favorite, Charley.

Hmm.

Don't you guys stay strangers now.

Good night, Joe.

Bye.

Yep.

So you're really not coming?

I can't leave.

Not right now, Mary.

Frank...

Just accept that, will you?

Please.

Here's to us.

Mary.

Come on, Charley.

Let's go have ourselves one hell of a time.

I'll be down in a minute.

Get rid of Gussie, Frank.

Gussie's none of your business, Charley.

But you are.

Get rid of this whole pathetic life.

Charley, I love success, okay?

I love having two out of two shows hit,

moving up in the world.

Sorry, I need some time to think.

Okay, well, begin by thinking about

joining Mary and me tonight.

Frank, there is something going on with Mary right now, okay?

She hasn't written a word since her book took off.

She needs us. Frank, she needs both of us.

I made a promise I would wait for a phone call.

I have to. I promised.

Wait for her call and get out of it, once and for all.

Drop Frankie at ours and meet us at the Downtown Club.

I'll be there. Come here.

You know I love you.

I love you.

I missed you.

I missed you.

And I just want us to get back working together.