欢乐岁月

Just in time, but we got to go fast.

We're gonna make it just in time for the ending!

- Shh! - Shush!

You got an opening night inside, or did you forget?

We're sorry, we're very sorry, but something amazing happened.

Ah, I'll say amazing.

When, suddenly, right before the 11:00 number,

the whole pack of you jumps right out of your seats,

turns and runs straight up the center aisle, like a bunch of...

like a bunch of meshuggeners.

Yes.

It... It was Evelyn.

Suddenly, just like that, she went into labor.

And being Evelyn, she didn't tell us

until her pains were only five minutes apart.

We just a second ago got her into a cab.

What in the hell are you doing here?

No, my wife would not let me into the cab.

Evelyn refused to let Charley miss our first opening night.

She even brought a tape recorder to record the applause.

From your mouth to God's ear.

At the very second the applause is over, Charley, I have that cab waiting.

We are gonna fly to the hospital in record time.

- I promise. - Shh.

They're quiet.

Very quiet.

When an audience is quiet like that,

it means that they are really concentrating.

"Shut up, Mary."

We should go back in for the closing.

I didn't mean "the closing."

Okay, Mama, now, the cab there with the meter running is for Charley,

so you and Daddy take the one right behind it.

And I will see you very soon, little bit, and I'll tell you

every single thing that happened.

Oh, I wanted him to be here opening night.

Oh, Frank, he's been here opening night.

Mwah! We love you very much.

And we thank you very much.

I don't understand

why in hell any human being in his right mind would...

Ever, ever live in New York City.

Ever, ever live in New York City.

Charley, let's do another show.

Yes.

Yes, and then another,

and then another, and then another.

Yeah, and, and...

I'll produce it.

Wait a minute, Joe.

You'll produce "Take a Left"?

First I say, get yourselves a couple of hits.

Show 'em you can make money.

Then, then you can do that political flop

and show 'em you got... ...integrity.

Me, I got such an idea for you guys, so commercial.

First you'll hate it, then you'll love it.

Frank, you know I never say anything, but I'm gonna say this.

For me, for me, just do one more for Joe, and then you can go and do "Take a Left."

I know the kind of music I want to write.

I also know that it's very hard on you right now,

but Beth, I am asking you to trust me.

And I am asking you to trust me.

Beth, guys, right now is the time. You got to do your own stuff.

Mary, you don't have a child

and you just had yourself a bestseller,

so that's very easy for you to say.

Yeah, Beth, trust me, success ain't all it's cracked up to be.

I think Charley and I will handle success very well.

Look how well we've handled failure.

Listen to that

Will you listen to that

Do you know what that means?

Let me tell you what that means

Wait, no, anyone who even thinks it